You Just Realized #shorts

[stormecloud]

“Intelligent men and women are more easily annoyed by people in general”
Damn I must be a genius

[Sharmistha]

“On average a four year old child asks 437 questions a day”
Am sure 436 of them are “yOu gOt aNy gAmEs oN yA pHoNe”

[jainatrivedi]

“Tall people tend to make more money than short people”

Kevin Hart: Try me
Ariana Grande: What he said

[Catty_Bara_Tato]

“On average, a four year old child asks 437 questions a day”
Bro I still ask that many questions.
Edit: I posted this less than a day ago…

[Karawiggins]

Who’s going to waste two whole minutes laughing when they can just sleep in for two hours and be late for work/school??

[clipsjustclips]

Mom: “Did you sleep last night?”

Me: “yes” (stayed up watching Kevin hart all night)

[MiA_G]

"Taller people tend to get more money than shorter people"
Me: well im a be broke

[h_sook]

me: sees last meme.
me who is always annoyed: smort

[MGXd-Blueberry]

"Intelligent people get annoyed at people more often"

*Achievement unlocked*
*Stupid*

[anusha_]

"Laughing for 15 minutes has the same health benefits as getting two hours of sleep"

I'll chose sleep without a doubt cause ain't no body making me laugh for long ass 15 minutes

[gg-jyxh]

So when I kiss someone they're literally feeling my private wtf 😭

[malazanmarine]

The laughing thing is probably why I function well on less sleep. That's fun.

[dontdie]

“Taller people earn more money than shorter people”
Me: **emotional damage**
Edit: thank you guys for the likes!!

[iXLori]

"taller people on average make more money than shorter people"
me: okay my career has ended

[luvvvflxw]

"Taller people tend to make more money than shorter people"

Jimin be like-

[mxrszx]

“remaining silent is the best way to get information out of someone”

me: yeah ik ive been doing that my whole life

[aeshaahme]

I’m honestly surprised he didn’t say:
“ELITE!”

[justacommenterno.]

I swear toddlers are like long exams. You always receive questions from them to the point you're gonna go insane just by trying to answer them all.

[NeroReflect]

“Silence is the best way to get info out of somebody”
THATS STRAIGHT FACTS IT WORKS AND IVE BEEN DOIN FOR A LONG PERIOD OF TIME AND HAVE EXPERIENCE

[vladimirputin]

"an average Kid ask 437 questions"

Me who studies quantum physics:
*FINALLY A WORTHY OPPONENT OUR BATTLE WOULD BE LEGENDARY*