You Just Realized #shorts

[Bentellect]

How about “I’m sorry but when I was speaking, my face was turned in the opposite direction of who I was meaning to communicate with.” 🤣

[tomzyrone]

“You got an F on the test”

“Awwww”

“I wasn’t talking to you, you got an A+ !”

[srjsamsam]

"My apologies, I was speaking to someone else"

Straight and to the point, and also, not rude

[lilymm]

“I beg your pardon, my speech was not directed towards you. My apologies for the misunderstanding.”

[theminedude]

"when you think that you are breathing automatically, you switch to manual."

[atharv]

"Your mom has cancer"
"What?!"
"Oh, I wasn't talking to you"

[rebeccareiber]

''You can see your nose at all times but you brain just ignores it"


Voldemort:👁👄👁

[nightflurry]

"I'm sorry, I was exactly talking to you.. sorry, again."

[allyssawazhere]

Me- “You’re stupid”
Friend- “uh-“
Me: “oh I wasn’t talking to you”

BOOM

[nc]

"Ron Weasley has no soul"
Me, also a redhead: *our secret...it's been revealed! >:[*

[flinch]

"Oh sorry sire, it apears that you've missunderstood, I wasn't actually taking to you, but the other person, sorry once again for the missunderstanding." is The nicest way I can put it

[hershey._.]

The Harry Potter one tho. It was a huge roast for everyone who wasn’t chased by dementors.

[basil_]

“Your eyes ignore your nose”

*WELL NOW MY EYES CHOOSE TO SEE IT*



Edit: mum I’m famous

[acertifiedhuman]

The Harry Potter one is untrue. Take it from me, I’ve read the books 10 times😂😂😅

[laurynwoods]

me in my room trying to say “I wasent talking to you” (that exact quote) politely

[eringsgrace]

Awe bunny ears!!!

I just lost my rabbit and I miss seeing her cute little ears bouncing every time she moved.

[rayheavenree]

“Sand = sea + land”

Deserts: am I seriously being ignored?!?!.

[Reynaisamommy]

Also wouldn’t Cinderella’s slipped disappear bc everything disappeared at12:00? And how does Ron not have a soul???

[kaymon]

"Ah, I apologize bit I was actually refrencing my speech to that person there, I am sorry for the inconvenince"

[Sttrraawwbbeerrrryy]

"I'm really really sorry but I wasn't really talking towards you I'm so sorry" boom thats how I do it