The Most Wonderfully Absurd Coffee Brewer Ever Made

This was just meant to be some fun, mostly at my expense. I would love to hear from other fellow Bripe enthusiasts though....

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"love we both know (with The Field Tapes)" by Red Licorice

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[michaelg.]

I like the idea, but due to my heavy coffee consumption I think instead of a Bripe, a Brong would suit me much better.

[ferrerror]

you're at a festival. it's 6am. you're stumbling back to your tent. you bump into a bearded hoffmann. he hands you the bripe. life is good.

[colefraser]

"You can't Bripe in Metric..."
Too good

[someguy]

"You couldn't bripe in metric" is one of the best sentences I've ever heard.

[physh]

“He’s brewing an awkward Aeropress”
Well, of course he is, because you have not bestowed a tutorial upon us.

[emmereffing]

it was a joke, until hoffman contacted them, so they ignored his email for two weeks while they actually made the bripe

[Jackiegoal]

There's a message on the very top of their website stating "Due to James Hoffmann's review ready stock is low- Orders will be BACK ORDERED". You, James, are officially the Bripe guy now. All Bripers will Bripe to the likes of your Bripe. Thanks for this.

[srf]

"You're just going to take a test tube of coffee like a normal person." Finally someone who understands me.

[sohatyi]

Sherlock sat back in his chair, pondering how the hipster was murdered in his hermetically sealed nanobrewery, leaving no traces. "This is a two bripe problem" he exclaimed.

[mattybrews]

"Yer not weird; yer just briping."
"I do feel there's no rules when you bripe."
"You couldn't bripe in metric."
Brilliance all around

[VaterAyotte]

"You couldn't bripe, in metric!" Is now my favourite YouTube moment.

[MrNoob_]

I enjoy joining people for smoke breaks at work but usually bring a coffee since I don't smoke. I absolutely need this

[tonyarcos]

“You couldn’t bripe in metric” is the most sensical thing I’ve heard all day

[AtheistRising]

"This isn't the first time I've briped, I was briping before it was even cool."

*Unicycles off into the sunset*

[theparagonhouse]

3:40 "who is weighing water in the woods, not this guy" - Proceeds to weigh his beans.... You are golden James!

[BILLY-pxhw]

once you start to bripe your coffee addiction is quite serious, my brother briped for almost 2 years it was so sad when he pulled out his coffee paraphernalia in front of freinds and family, he ignored our pleas to get help. We finally had an intervention and I am happy to say he has been off the bripe for over a year

[epv]

“You couldn’t bripe in metric” — this is my favorite video.

[Sully]

This was fantastic!

The word Bripe was used 23 times
Briped was used 2x
& Briping was used 5 times.

[michaelluebcke]

James just had more fun playing with a Bripe than he did with $30, 000 worth of grinders.

[brianhawthorne]

I have a special place in my heart for the Bripe, because this video that my wife shared with me as “Isn’t this absurd?” is how I discovered James and Hames and so much about making amazing coffee.