Makita, An Unhelpful James Hoffmann Summary

Not James Hoffmann, just a summary of his video.

[Lemon_Inspector]

You hire a construction crew. James Hoffman appears alone with supermarket hobbyist-grade power tools. You never see him do anything other than wander around the site, make coffee, or talk about coffee. The neighbors are convinced that James' crew has at least half a dozen people, but when pressed, they can't recall their names or even general physical descriptions.
Never the less, every time you come in to check the site, somehow, more work has been done. The project is finished on schedule. Every room smells of coffee.

[Emeraudus]

It's extra funny when it's not even that different from the original video. It just has a more comedic timing with some cuts here and there.

[toomuchdash]

the "I've got friends" part absolutely killed me, thanks Hames Joffman

[thetux]

FYI: There's this guy James Hoffmann how re-edits your videos to make them more useful. You may wanna do something against him

[James__]

The "i have friends" edit was epic

[anonymousperson]

Not that there wasn't strong signs beforehand, but I feel the original of this video is the tipping point of James moving into just making content purely for Hames to edit.

[alexblank]

Only thing better to wake up to than a fresh cup of coffee is a fresh Hames Joffman video with a fresh cup of coffee

[YaamFel]

I love how the one time James actually has a moustache, you don't include it in the thumbnail. Wonderful attention to detail

[sylvy]

The captions make these unhelpful summaries so much more unhelpful. It’s amazing.

[caffeinatedlemur]

"Bob the builder told me I had curd in my mustache." I will never emotionally recover from this insult

[IAmMarwood]

"Curd In My Moustache, An Autobiography" by Hames Joffman.

[marioxdc]

For anyone watching without the subtitles, you are doing yourself a disservice!

[NoorAnomaly]

I love how James has leaned into his Hames persona.

[jenplacido]

James: I don't want to jam this into the mug.
CC: (he jammed it into the mug)
Priceless!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[khartoumist]

Increasingly faster coffee drill grinding sounds like notation a composer would sneak in on the sheet music for the percussion section

[amacluskie]

Did anyone else exclaim "That's Numberwang!" when he was done doing the math...?

[davidbeckett]

Those subtitles are genius. I genuinely have tears in my eyes from laughing, so thank you for brightening my day

[OneIdeaTooMany]

Ive been waiting for this video ever since that imposter James Hoffman posted his version.

[BarbeqdBrwniez]

If anybody still watches these videos without subtitles, YOU! ARE! MISSING! Subtitles ON for Hames!

[Chocomint_Queen]

Still never seem a James Hoffman video, but youtube recommends them to me now. I've been eagerly awaiting this one ever since I saw the thumbnail and wondered, "Is that a drill-battery powered coffee maker?" but didn't want to break my streak to check.