Husband farts, Wife gets mad

Suck that back up your butt.

[ReapingTheHarvest]

Best way to stop them from rambling about nonsense

[sonicthunder]

She's looking down as though she would see evidence that he had in fact farted

[Lachausis]

It's not healthy to hold a fart in. So better suck it up, woman!

[jamesjohnson-nyjl]

If you hold your farts in they travel up your spine and goes into your brain and that's where shifty ideas come from

[bradsteiner]

Run away. Run far away. She's not a keeper.

[viskykick]

Hahah! Typical Husband and wife story!

[sputnikalgrim]

If I had the ability to ask god some questions, I wouldn’t ask about the meaning of life. I’d ask...

Why arts farts so funny?

Why do women hate farts so much?