I gave Chat GPT 1 Billion to fix Manchester United! FC 25

[footballgeek]

finally some respect for mahrez
he had probably one of the best touches in world football, and controlled games throughout

[KhaalidBenzema]

Chat gpt is lucky it hasn't turned 15 years old yet 💀 ☠️

[ShafnaanSabah]

Even chat gpt can't fix man utd💀💀💀💀💀

[GowthamSK-]

Kylian Mboobie finally won a UCL Trophy😂

[mirror]

That’s what ChatGPT answered me when I asked the same question:

If I had a billion dollars to invest in Manchester United’s squad, I’d focus on addressing key areas where the team needs improvement to be genuinely competitive with the best in Europe. Here are the positions and specific players I’d target:

1. Striker (Goal Scorer):
• Harry Kane (Bayern Munich): A proven goal-scorer in the Premier League and at international level. Kane’s technical ability, link-up play, and leadership on the pitch would add much-needed firepower up front. With Manchester United’s creative midfielders, Kane could be the focal point of the attack.
• Victor Osimhen (Napoli): One of the most sought-after young strikers in Europe, Osimhen offers speed, power, and a natural goal-scoring instinct. His work rate and movement would give United a dynamic presence in the final third.

2. Central Midfielder (Playmaker & Ball Progressor):
• Declan Rice (Arsenal): A top-class defensive midfielder who can also progress the ball forward. His leadership, composure, and tactical awareness would provide a solid base in midfield, allowing creative players like Bruno Fernandes to thrive. His ball-winning ability and passing range would complement United’s more attacking players.
• Moisés Caicedo (Chelsea): A young, dynamic defensive midfielder with a tireless work ethic and an ability to break up play. He would offer a great defensive shield while adding energy to United’s midfield. Paired with Bruno Fernandes or another creative playmaker, Caicedo could be a cornerstone for years to come.

3. Right Wing (Creative Attacker):
• Raphinha (Barcelona): A technically gifted winger with pace and flair, Raphinha would add balance to United’s attack. His ability to cut inside or deliver dangerous crosses could be very effective, particularly with the likes of Kane or Osimhen in the box.
• Bukayo Saka (Arsenal) (if financially viable): Saka has proven himself to be one of the best young wingers in the world, with dribbling, vision, and finishing ability that would elevate Manchester United’s attacking options. While a move for him would be difficult, a substantial financial offer could force Arsenal’s hand.

4. Central Defender (Leader & Ball-Playing CB):
• Jules Koundé (Barcelona): A versatile and strong center-back with excellent ball-playing skills, Koundé would complement Raphael Varane or Lisandro Martínez well. His ability to bring the ball out from the back and play high up the pitch would give United more composure and attacking options from defense.
• Josko Gvardiol (Manchester City): One of the brightest young center-backs in world football. Gvardiol is strong, quick, and a very competent ball carrier. His long-term potential could see him become a foundational piece of United’s defense for years to come.

5. Left Back (Defensive and Attacking Fullback):
• Alphonso Davies (Bayern Munich): One of the most exciting full-backs in world football, Davies is rapid and a constant threat in attack. His pace and dribbling ability would stretch defenses and create space for the attack. Defensively, he is solid and has excellent recovery speed.
• Ben Chilwell (Chelsea): Another top-tier left-back, Chilwell offers both defensive solidity and attacking contributions. His ability to whip in dangerous crosses and link up play down the left side would add depth and versatility.

6. Backup Goalkeeper (Reliable Backup):
• David Raya (Arsenal): A solid and dependable goalkeeper, Raya could be a reliable backup to a starter like Onana or any future top-tier acquisition. His experience in the Premier League would ensure United’s goalkeeping situation is stable across all competitions.

7. Versatile Forward (Attacking Depth):
• Cody Gakpo (Liverpool): A versatile forward who can play as a winger or a central attacker. Gakpo would add attacking depth and creativity, capable of scoring and assisting in multiple positions.
• Ciro Immobile (Lazio): Although older, Immobile has been a consistent goal scorer in Serie A. His experience and leadership could add an option for both the short-term and give younger players someone to learn from.

Potential Backup and Future Stars (Long-Term Investments):
• Jude Bellingham (Real Madrid): A long-shot, but if finances allowed, Bellingham would be a top priority for the future of the midfield. His leadership, vision, and work rate would elevate the team immediately.
• Giovanni Reyna (Borussia Dortmund): A talented young forward with great dribbling and vision, Reyna would be an excellent addition to the attacking rotation. His versatility makes him a perfect fit for different attacking roles.

Summary of the Major Transfers:
1. Harry Kane (Bayern Munich) or Victor Osimhen (Napoli) – Striker
2. Declan Rice (Arsenal) or Moisés Caicedo (Chelsea) – Central Midfielder
3. Raphinha (Barcelona) or Bukayo Saka (Arsenal) – Right Wing
4. Jules Koundé (Barcelona) or Josko Gvardiol (Manchester City) – Center-back
5. Alphonso Davies (Bayern Munich) – Left Back
6. David Raya (Arsenal) – Backup Goalkeeper
7. Cody Gakpo (Liverpool) or Ciro Immobile (Lazio) – Forward

This mix of established stars and young talent would immediately elevate the squad’s quality and give Manchester United a chance to compete with the best both domestically and in Europe. These players would bring a combination of leadership, skill, and depth, which would be essential for building a squad capable of sustained success.

[SurvivorMain]

mahrez is not safe in the saudi pro league after missing the dream of karim

[skibidiserene]

"Ass vs brest" Bro was really talking about belkebla

[maxynofrz]

The benzi jokes are always masterpieces😂😂😂

[DavidAgoh-up]

Could hear the disappointment when he revealed the team😂😂

[opendooralakaba]

The real challenge irl would be united qualifying for the champions league 💀

[DOOM_CR]

I asked meta ai the same thing and it said

St - oshimen
Rw - raphinha
Lw- mbappe
Cm - kdb
Cm- rodri
Dm- rice
Lb- davies
Cb - umpermecano
Cb- ruben dias
Rb- trent
Gk - donnarumma
Really great team

[ASHARABy_-_ashari]

Who saw Maguire The GOAT scored in the Finals 👇👇

[JamailvanWestering]

“In the worst form of their history”

Never mind the fact that United spent fighting relegation in SAF second season at the club, where for most of the season they were ranked 17th

[ILikeHistory]

i still respect Zirkzee for getting 92 ovr in my Bologna CM

[Sasma-bw]

Even tho im a United fan, the ass vs brest joke was funny as fuck 😂

[WardFranaliaselpapu]

As a ManUTD fan i can say that going to a ucl final is going to be the best acheviement in their next 15 years of history

[antonransome]

They were kinda cookin until the last 3. 😂😂😂😂😂

[Qurandayndnight]

Mahrez is the most underrated right-winger/midfielder of all time 🔥

[simantaborah]

United had so many relegations in the early 1900s

[udg-Bharat]

Hey Bro I have a very good video idea. The video idea is i gave manchester united the best antony, rated versions so that they could win the premier league