Pyrocynical Situation is Disappointing..

It's time for yet another episode of the weekly slop, PyroLIVE will fall

[Skevsi]

The best thing about pyro's content is that you don't have to watch it

[bigjohnsononyt]

We're reaching Metro's Boomin Track levels of mispronunciation with the way you said Doherty

[Masochistickoala]

at pyro's recent meetup I handed him a plushie of his i bought and asked him to sign it. Instead he ripped it in half and called me a homophobic slur.

[DmesSh]

Pyrocynical would take 58 light years to explain what a cynical pyro is

[Iserpesnod]

This is the thickest slop I've ever seen, second only to 27 minutes of talking about a guy playing in an ad

[speedyblackman]

1:09 "crashed his Lamborghini"
the quality of slop is dwindling with this one

[doughboywhine]

love how pyro has resorted to stealing titles and thumbnails just to get by. The slop isnt slopping for him, it seems

[MikeTalon]

The amount of information in such a short video, compared to people making 30 min long videos for something that could be summed to in one sentence. This is like the best way to make videos about stuff that doesn't affect really anyone's lives. We don't need a video explaining why someone tweeted one thing. I'm not wasting 20 mins for you to just talk about the same thing. This right here is exactly what I need. So much in so little time. Even 5 mins would be awesome.

[zoid]

Pyrocynical Actually Responded... He tweeted "Obese furries..."

[unoriginalperson]

Dude I see people donating to pyro being like "i love your content it really helps me and i love it!" and I'm like how in the fresh hell does this garbage entertain you? This is beyond bottom of the barrel, its gone through the barrel and hit dirt.

[just_a_stranger]

I swear, video's length directly corresponds with a lenght of Dolan's fall guys attempt

[angeloid_]

saved me like 3 hours, thanks for always thickening the slop, slop man.

[meertf]

thank you for condensing the slop, I needed that

[BlacKk]

Thank you Pyro for providing content for this small Youtuber here

[sucinistro]

the fact that each vid have 500k is a sign of dark times we live in... keep the good work Sloplan Dark

[Dog-i]

I love how your channel is his Pyro Recap now. You’ve saved us hours upon hours of time.

[coriandrawood]

It has been so relaxing for Pyrocynical to not stream for a week.

Nutterbutters are peanut 🥜 shaped sandwich cookies 🍪 that are peanut 🥜 butter 🧈 flavored with peanut butter flavored frosting in the middle.

They only sell Lunchly at Ralphs, I have not been to Ralphs yet.

[comfykruczek]

Anybody else unironically watches these instead of Pyro live videos? I used to be a big slop enjoyer but now I just wait for Dolan to summarize them and waste my time on something else

[Theleux.]

The Pyrocynical situation isn't just disappointing... It is boring

[saphdubs]

The list of Pyrocynical wrongdoings just keeps inflating...