How College Admissions Work

just in time for AAPI month

[tunasandwich]

College logic : "we must discriminate for the sake of diversity"

[-.TS.-]

The only unrealistic part of this call is the college not asking for a donation after rejecting you haha

[nhugh]

Irish university, you're not allowed know what gender, age, sexuality or ethnicity a person is when they apply. You're a number only until you rock in the door day one for lectures.

[cheese]

“Too much poverty”


“Make more poverty so now poverty is average”


“No one is poor now”

[Matthew_Klepadlo]

“Also that’ll be 20, 000.”
“Pennies?”
“Dollars.”
“At the end?”
“Each year.”

[theaviator]

“We have too many software engineer majors” absolutely killed me 😂

[OFF_META_]

My local college was recently sued over discrimination off of race, they were actively turning down certain races to make a more “diverse” campus. They ended up settling and they still do it to this day.

[simplysaifskits]

"So you're not THAT minority "
Wooow that dude has no chill lol

[eazy_ace]

"what's your ethnicity?"
Me: New Jersey

[Breadyboi]

I think this is the greatest short you’ve ever made. It’s funny, partially realistic, and relatable

[ryimzin]

Thank God for the Supreme Court putting an end to this sh*t

[kek]

American logic: Fight racism with racism, nice

[demonrekt]

"Do you swim?"
"¿Prefieres pollo o carne asada?"
That one killed me 💀

[logan]

Yep. Affirmative action is really horrible when you break down what they care about and how it affects students.

[Daz]

Clever bit of satire and brilliant delivery.

[sydneyslaughter]

“What’s your ethnicity?”
“Humanoid.”

[-Sam]

“Do you like spice in your gravy”
“No”
**plays stereotypical Indian song to confirm**

[efun]

bro i got rejected from our dream school for being chinese 💀

[jeremiahbazan]

This is actually why an asian student fought against affirmative action in colleges

[shashavengesayi]

What makes this interesting is that shit like this happens in real life. I think Harvard had a scandal of not accepting Asian students