Can I Cross Tears of the Kingdom in a Straighter Line?

DougDoug recently crossed all of Tears of the Kingdom in a straight line -- against all odds. He challenged me to find a different line to attempt, a feat he thought was near impossible. So, I decided to not only find another possible line, but a more difficult one -- and STRAIGHTER.

POINTCROW

Artwork/Emotes by Lycel, SSSucrose, AbbyBagel

#pointcrow #totk #tearsofthekingdom

[DougDoug]

Next challenge, cross the map in a gayer line

[DougDoug]

I declare a cult vs cult battle to happen at the exact intersection of our two lines, winner gets both lines

[christopherbare]

There's a term for travelling in a direct line from one place to another... "As the crow flies." There could only ever be one true master of the line.

[TheBreadGod]

R.I.P the Hox(Horizontal Ox), for it fell prey to the Vurch’s silver tongue, and left the horizontal line. May we always stay true to our faith, and honour the hox as a sacrifice to fulfill the lines needs.

[Krinios]

this might be the straightest thing you're capable of doing

[josephlear]

Be ready, DougDoug is about to drop the straighterer line challenge😢

[KieranLeCam]

When you think about it, a portion of your line that intersects with Dougdoug's line really is just a portion of his line that intersects with yours. So you cannot hate it, for then you hate yourself.

[DaCaLsTa]

12:38 so basically Doug and Crow have now by chance invented a Hyrule Jersulaem where their lines intersect and thus its a contended pilgrimage zone?...the Hurch and Vurch Crusades will be treacherous indeed...

[JustAnotherEmma]

Can’t believe Eric finally proved he’s straighter than Doug

[Asumsauce]

The main thing I have learned from watching youtubers like DougDoug and Pointcrow is that it way easier to start a cult than I thought

[tediscooliguess]

The vetical line is mysterious, arcane, presenting more of a puzzle than anything for Doug.

The horizontal line is an angry and jealous deity, thinner and less forgiving, but shows Crow through due to his faith.

[jamesfinch]

You could say he crossed the map...

as the crow flies.

[Retroactive_R]

Doug may need to retaliate with a, dare I say...DIAGONAL LINE.

[ericyang]

The fact that EVERYTHING had to go right for this line(the 2 arrows exactly, the shield to surf, the pyro chuchus, the food along the way, the perfect pockets of shade, etc) just shows that the holy line is truly blessed.

[pacomatic]

17:35 The line giveth!
17:46 Nevermind, the line taketh.
18:40 Nevermind, the line giveth!
19:00 Forget what I said, the line taketh.

[VogelkopSBP]

being horizontal lets you sleep. being horizontal refuses the forces of gravity, making children grow as they hit growth spurts. HORIZONTAL MAKES US STRONGER

[Mikko]

“Longer and narrower than his feeble mind could ever conceive” -Pointcrow 2024

[impostorwhipple]

in contrast to how it felt like DougDoug was fighting against all odds and all gods to do this challenge, instead PointCrow is a warlock whos patron is narrowly making the impossible possible. love it

[destinymcintire]

I had an epiphany today while my fiance was watching this. Ganondorf is the deity of The Vurch. He raised Hyrule Castle VERTICALLY!

[carpedm]

Man, doing the final speech as enemies spawned around you, going the last distance as arrows flew by, it was all really cinematic