Ruining Roman History with Bad Translations

I took Wikipedia’s Timeline of Roman History and ran it through Google Translate using languages with the worst translation quality, this was the result.

MUSIC:
The Dawn Of Destiny - Imperator Rome
Warrior March - Rome Total War
Moment Of The Battle - Imperator Rome
The Byzantine Empire - Crusader Kings II

[ProbablyNotAChicken]

"Rome fought Rome. 9 million soldiers and civilians died."

There it is lads, all of Roman history beautifully summarized.

[ld_Scratch]

"Yes: Nationalism and Violence against other nations"

I'm in tears

[qoombert]

"He establised provinces and cities of Spain" "He was born in spain"

[hamburgerlord]

Remember, this isn't just history. It's His Story.

[okiemstacha]

I just love the idea of an immortal gigachad, going around and constantly changing the course of history

[thepioneer]

I want this series to continue for as long as scientifically possible.

[thelordofchickens]

He just did research on the game before he played it, so he knows all the plot twists already

[pickchickens]

I just realized, it was never about History, it was always about HIS Story

[SUDMONEYBAGS]

My great great grandfather is a veteran of the Roman-Armenain VI war, he was assigned to defend the Holy father so that the Romans wouldn't steal him, after the war he was Hadrian's most loyal commander and general

[genericfurrypersoniguess]

You should do this with Greek History, the translations would definitely be horrible considering how complicated it is.

[reshiram]

“Phillip stopped fighting”
Top ten saddest moments in history

[NixieF]

Honestly with how WW1 gets involved in the BCs, It's safe to assume that HE neither time travels, nor is immortal, but may simply be at the centre of and exploiting a convergence of time itself.

[dorrin]

He took Corsica and Sardinia to Rome?

Did he carry them on his back or teleport them with his god-like powers? Either way, I'm impressed.

[TheManInBlueFlames]

Here we go lads, more HE content for the HE timeline! Next, you should try doing Medieval History!

[SwedishmafiaMemeCorporation]

Still more coherent than most historians from Antiquity

[Lavortriziska]

"Rome wins against England, and then Scotland"

Roman empire speedrun

[clewrites]

I'd love to see him translate articles on Chinese history because it's already wild without Google Translate. I did some translations of Wu Zetian's page and the sources are the Tango Book and the New Testament. On Wu Zetian's baby daughter: "A daughter was born the same year. However, her daughter soon died and it is assumed that she committed suicide. Wu himself testified in court and accused Wang of murder. According to eyewitnesses, a mobile phone was found at the airport. Hassan Wang said he killed his son out of jealousy. The stream name is locked and cannot be deleted." And on her grandson: "But he died. I am dying of pain.."

[heihogreenzx]

HE has played this game twice, remember that.

[galanonim]

I have small headcanon that HE is like Avatar - reincarnates over and over. This explains how HE existed in multiple time periods and was born in multiple countries

[aurenkleige]

I'm glad that Aurelian in this timeline was recognized as a Priest of Apollo who clearly has unlocked all of the sun-related incantations in Elden Ring. He will now wreck his rival's poor builds as he was meant to.