Can You Imagine Trump Working At McDonalds?

Bing bing bong bong, I’m lovin’ it!

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[crocglox]

when a manager with any kind of accent tells him to clean the bathrooms

[zesty]

He'd get fired on his first shift after stealing food and throwing ketchup at the walls.

[Halff_elf]

I worked at McDonald's one summer in my twenties while I was in college. It was grueling. And some folks work there for years and raise families! Much much respect to them.

[hatefuleightyseven]

I'm Losin' Votes killed me. 🤣

[Rickets]

He’ll steal the secret sauce recipe, and sell it to a foreign adversary.

[ZipA]

TFG’s hate speech, lies, temper tantrums, snobbery and racism would not be tolerated at any fast food establishment for long. Yet some voters think he is capable of running the United States?! How can anyone perceive him as trustworthy or professional or respectful or coherent??

[kingayy]

He'd get fired.
There's no way he'd be able to handle the _actual_ hard work fast food employees do every day.
He's too childish for even an entry-level position.

[rickwilson]

As a former general manager I can tell you that company policies would not have allowed me to hire him in the first place.

[Normalizing-polyamory]

He’d get fired and then have an army of cultists storm the McDonald’s while he watches it on TV

[BrainZombie]

I can't imagine him working at all. He never did.

[zaiologyy]

"Bing bing bong, I'm losing votes! 🎶

[lashram]

the bit at the end is so freak'n hilarious

[nicholasmaude]

Trump would be quickly dismissed on the account of eating all of the Big Macs instead of serving them😉😁.

[philoctetes_wordsworth]

No matter the order, it would be ice cold. I will never forget that image. A banquet sized table, covered in room-temperatures garbage, as a reward for athletic heroes. I will NEVER forget.

[Jen]

OMG! This is the best one yet! Do another!

[crazyman]

“What do you mean, I don’t get unlimited Big Macs?” 👿

[tonib]

Remember you wouldn’t even trust him to flip a burger or give you the correct change, yet some idiots want him in charge of everything. 😂😂😂😂

[pcbacklash_]

He wouldn't last a half hour. The minute they caught him pocketing change at the cash register, he'd be out on his a$$.

[melissaweyrick]

I want his campaign to convince him to go behind the counter
and make some fries.
For good publicity. 😂

[joso]

They wouldn’t even hire him to peel potatoes.
Not even to wear the Ronald McDonald clown suit, he would frighten all kids.
Maybe to clean the restrooms, since he seems to like bathrooms so much, even piling up classified documents there.
Surely they will suggest that for him once he’s in prison and needs to earn some cash to pay for his cable TV subscription, once he lost all his wealth on financial penalties.