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#shorts

[GiornoAnz]

The powdered milk one is what I call "milk²"

[gastonomy]

"A day in a life of Hellen Keller" close your eyes for the full screen.

[jsjp]

I need to make a couch potato now.

It’s a necessity.

[HeisenbergFam]

Asking "How old are you" in Roblox is a sentence that can strike fear into your heart

[EthanTheCuber]

as a newborn baby i can confirm it did not hurt

[kallammorris]

the last brought back a memory, i was going to a all you can eat place, and as im walking in, i say a potato on the couch in the waiting room

[skullkurr]

"It's a couch potato."

Marriage bells toll

[Fredbear]

“We fire the whole bullet, That’s 65% more bullet, Per bullet”

[ur_leastfave_brunette]

As a public bathroom in New Jersey I can confirm some of us are nasty af.

[MainGoldDragon]

That "No that's not what I mean" was Genuine😂

[jonbonny]

As someone from New Jersey I can confirm that are public bathrooms are the worst

[Patzilla]

I need the calcium so my pelvis doesn't break during snu snu

[liliesqlss]

“I hate lazy people” and “why?, we didn’t even do anything” had me laughing 😭

[Paradigm-Shift]

The fact that they used PICARD for the child birth one😂

[quasimotolover]

getting punched in your magical spheres is worse than childbirth, i hear women say "let's have another kid" but ain't no one saying "yo kick me in the nuts"

[fienx]

I saw the first “day in the life of Hellen Keller” thinking that was the video and laughed cause it was silent and nothing was happening only to realize my phone was buffering💀

[AlexMocha]

I genuinely love the couch potato one so much

[ah-]

" Why? We didn't do anything"
FACTS!

[strawberrymilk]

I emended my family and I stopped at a place in New Jersey while going on a road trip, and while my brother was in the bathroom, there was a guy taking up I think two sinks, washing all his clothes, putting soap all over the mirror, and was talking to himself. My brother ended up not washing his hands.

[ShadowsightSolos]

There is sh^t on the walls of the boys bathroom at my school.

Nobody goes in there anymore, we all just use the girls bathroom