Technically the Truth! #3

#shorts

[ReborncreatN]

The guy who said "i cant explain it" it cracked me up

[RobertoBobby-hdwh]

“If you need taco shells cook tortillas”
If you have no food, just eat.

[Luv_Humpty]

"Why aren't u 18"
Because I wasn't born 18 years ago

[zeathaa]

As an Egg, I approve of this message.

[Theoriginaldrog]

"egg, one of the most popular forms of child to eat."
One of?

[darthpaul]

I got no clue why but “this isn’t billy Eilish” had me dying

[alexm]

Egg “ONE” of the most popular forms of child to eat, and the others are . . .

[cheeseadmirer]

Calling an egg a child is like calling period blood an abortion

[juice_champion]

eggs that you buy at the store are not fertilized so it doesn't have a "child"

[Zytotoxin]

"..one of the most popular forms if children to eat"
Other forms include
Semen

[SGTYSTHESG]

*"A person who think all the times, has nothing to think about except thought"*

[favoriteone-oooq]

The first one if you know you know💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[Thorile]

on the coffin joke i twitched so hard from the true that a phased under my bed

[JustinKuhn]

I want to write a full 5 paragraph essay in that text box about why I’m not over 18. (Even though I am lol)

[RandomPersonintheworld-tmlm]

If under the age of 18, please state why.
Me: Cuz my parents decided to delay having s*x

[benyoung]

At least the tattoo artist remembered to put New Zealand on the map

[florinhm]

It's ONE OF the most popular forms of child to eat?! ONE OF??? What are the other ones

[The_Rugged_Rat]

Pedophiles after seeing that first one “Oh yeah, it’s all coming together.”😏

[BKAngmar]

"Egg, *ONE OF* the most popular forms of child to eat"
One of?

[gurei_]

"E
G
G"
-eat, the most popular form for child