SCP-3299 ONE WEIRD TRICK! YOU WON'T BELIEVE NUMBER 8!!!!

This is an SCP Foundation story reading of SCP-3299. SCP-3299 is a series of cognitohazardous internet advertisements of a style that is colloquially referred to as "clickbait". Individuals who follow the link in the advertisement and read the headline and full body of the associated article are subject to its effect.

When its effect is triggered, the affected individual is subject to one or more mental or physical alterations associated in some way with the headline and contents of the SCP-3299 instance they were exposed to.

These alterations appear to be irreversible; amnestics have had no success in removing mental effects, though in minor cases physical alterations can be masked with surgery.

To date there have been 247 different recorded varieties of SCP-3299. Their content varies significantly but in most cases tends towards the absurd. Refer to Table-3299-1 below for a list of examples. The origin of SCP-3299 is unknown, but attempts to trace its source have resulted in a pattern of inconclusive data matching that of SCP-2964.

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Time Stamps:
00:00 Introduction
01:15 Description
02:30 Table-3299-1 - Examples of SCP-3299
04:28 Addendum 1
05:22 Table-3299-2

SCPs mentioned in SCP-3922 reading video

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[EastsideShowSCP]

Time Stamps:
00:00 Introduction
01:15 Description
02:30 Table-3299-1 - Examples of SCP-3299
04:28 Addendum 1
05:22 Table-3299-2

[adeimousragnarok]

Geez...lets just hope they never figure out how to create Cognitihazard Ads...

[PhilieBlunt]

I was just listening to mr illustrateds what happened to site 13, it really mademe smile to hear you on it because that has always been my favorite scp and video of yours of all time. I was just like thats my buddy steve!!! ❤❤

[EastsideShowSCP]

SCPs mentioned in SCP-3922 reading video

[charliekoughing]

Once again. Love you steve. Keep up the great work!

[AnimeShinigami]

I remember from Exploring Series, but there's a really scary scp associated with hypnic jerks. It's some kind of extradimensional spider that takes away braincells and if it takes the wrong one it can kill.

[earlfrancart]

fantastic video. hilarious use of linus.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Scantronimus]

It’s not so much that I won’t believe number 8, but more that I have been rendered physically incapable of believing number 8.

[MamaLauren]

While looking 20-30 percent younger would be cool, feeling that much younger physically would be what I want!
I mean, the savings on Ibuprofen alone!!!!😂😂😂

[anthonyshiels]

Wishing you Steve a Very Happy Christmas and Best Wishes for the New Year from Maynooth in Ireland.

[Scantronimus]

So, the “confidence tips” one basically turns you into SCP-173.

[anthonyshiels]

I am sure that Linus Sebastian is completely unaware that he is a Source of SCP-3299.

[christiangauthier]

Cool one!
Were those Linus Tech Tips Thumbnails & Titles real or not?
It's really hard to tell since he's become one of the Kings of Clickbait over the years, which is the reason why I stopped watching him. That, and his Content gradually became extremely sh¡tty!