Side effects 💊

[coldfire]

It’s actually really nice listening to someone who can talk so smoothly.

[Thatguywhocommnts]

That one line about deja vu is perfect
That one line about deja vu is perfect

[rudraxx]

The only rapper Eminem is scared to diss

[frystalcrire]

Lyrics:

[Intro: Spoken]
Hey, you should take our new prescription medication
Side effects may include:

[Verse 1]
Sneezing, wheezing, labored breathing
Trouble speaking, eating, sleeping
Haemorrhages, internal bleeding
Feeling short of breath
Nausea, dry mouth, cough and fever
Blockages of the ureter
Choking, bloating, tremors, seizures
Coma, stroke or death
Mood swings, muscle aches
Weight gain, fugue states
Osteoporosis, sudden psychosis


[Verse 2]
Masochism, vampirism
Sudden necromanticism
Phantom limbs, fanaticism
Chronic déjà vu
Transient telepathy, changes in your destiny
Ancient forms of leprosy, a loosening of screws
Loss of: Hair, weight, smell, taste,
Balance, vision, hearing, strength
Loss of: Memory, will to live,
Sense of self, f*cks to give

[Outro: Spoken]
Do not take this medication if you are:
Pregnant, breast feeding, or a human person
Ask your doctor if it's right for you

(yes i turned this into a song structure i just like it better)

[jeffdetmer]

And don't forget even though it's a brand new medication you have never taken .... don't take if you are allergic to it!!

[PatienceMarie]

Just in case anyone else wanted it written down too:

Side effects may include:
Sneezing, wheezing, labored breathing, trouble speaking, eating, sleeping, hemorrhages, internal bleeding, feeling short of breath, nausea, dry mouth, cough, and fever, blockages of the ureter, choking, bloating, tremors, seizures, coma, stroke, or death, mood swings, muscle aches, weight gain, fugue states, osteoporosis, sudden psychosis, supercalifragilistic-expialidosis, masochism, vampirism, sudden necromanticism, phantom limbs, fanaticism, chronic deja vu, transient telepathy, changes in your destiny, ancient forms of leprosy, a loosening of screws, loss of: hair, weight, smell, taste, balance, vision, hearing, strength, loss of memory, will to live, sense of self, *ucks to give. Do not take this medication if you are pregnant, breastfeeding, or a human person.

[Eliza-xdck]

I was waiting for chronic deja vu to be repeated ahaha

[Rosamunde]

Ending a long flowing phrase with "feeling short of breath", & liturally being short of breath is genius♡

[aimee]

Someone needs to set this to music. Well done!

[Johndonathan]

I love the version where you put chronic deja vu twice. You’re a lyrical genius

[Marco-xynd]

My parents always said I was a monster, so, check...and I didn't hear that I should not operate heavy machinery; cool!

[depressedpotato-]

i never thought a rhyme about extremely dangerous diseases and viruses would be good

[coleenmorgan]

Your creativity and humor always make my day brighter when you post something.

[richardpowell]

This rhythm had "Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!" Energy

[roberttredinnick]

I complain about these commercials every time I see them. You’ve done a marvelous service to the world.

[michaelstapelberg]

i even like the colour balance of the shot.. red foreground blues in the background .. a spectrum..nothing unconsidered. pure genius

[christophwolf]

Fantastic job! As someone decades outside your demo, I applaud you!

[purchasingofficerwkpp]

You are a very gifted person....and POET!!👏👏👏

[cognitivedissonance]

Masochism-
Vampirism-

Sudden necromanticism

😂😂😂 That killed me

[vorkosigrrl]

Oh, Elle - I love you much! I very much needed this laugh today. Your wry cynicism hits just the right spot!! 😂