GOOGLE TRANSLATE MAKE A BLOOMIN ONION!

It also takes quite the beating..

[fecske]

This man spent five minutes of his life beating an onion...and that is why I love him

[flipflopzthreeonethree]

I love how whenever a recipie says to beat something, he chooses to interpret it as perform several wrestling smackdown moves on it

[pomerx]

“Just beat the devil out of it” - Bob Ross makes a Bloomin’ Onion

[GKiernan]

"Hello I'd like to buy this oil and vinegar"
"Okay sir, that will be $5.50"
*2 hours later*
"Hello I would like to return this oil and vinegar"
"Alright Sir. May I ask why?"
"It's what the internet said to do"
*10 minutes later*
"Hello I'd like to buy this oil and vinegar"
"But Sir, you just returned it like 10 minutes ago."
"I know"
"Alright, here you go Sir"
*5 minutes later*
"Hello I would like to return this oil and vinegar"
"WHY?"

[sydneylauren]

"If you're watching this with socks on... Why?"

Me: *slowly takes my socks off*

[maralyn_wolfsoul]

This is how Satan tortures Gordon Ramsey.

[emilyischarmed]

It's not every day circumcision is referenced in a cooking video....but here we are.

[nothingwithlondon]

I love when it said beat the fat with onion
Brandon: “I’m like 2% of anything “🤣🤣🤣

[filo]

“From the onions point of view, I’m so sorry onion”- Brandon Farris 2020

[omegalardax]

I now he lives in California but.

Breaking News: Florida man beats the ever living sh*t out of an Onion for unknown reason.

[devynedwards]

Brandon: "This isn't a business meeting. Take your socks off."
Also Brandon: **wears socks during entire video**
Conclusion: This is what happens when you need to film a Google Translate at noon but have business meetings scattered throughout filming.


I was laughing so hard during this that I couldn't breathe! Great video!

[ExtremelyToxic]

I completely lost it at "Almighty God, cleanse well" 😂😭

[Sophia-kdel]

I can just imagine the cleaning process like:

Brandon: *looks at milk powder mixture on the floor in 4 different ways*

[ritashandmadecards]

"Shake the flour by shaking it back and fourth"

Ah Yes! The floor here is made of floor.

[DraculasBride]

"Cut the tip. That's what they did to me when I was born." Jear desus 🤣🤣🤣

[Pnbun]

No one: literally no one: Brandon: AfTeR yOu StAb It OnCe It GeTs EaSiEr.

[damonlaru]

"Just the tip? I feel like that's an appropriate step one... that's what they did to me when I was born!" Hahahaha

[afrocoded]

Him saying "I stabbed more than 4 times sorry I...lost control" was very jim Carey ace ventura for me 😂

[noone-uyir]

1:28
POV: You're an onion and Brandon is stabbing all of your 4 sides.

[makanikool]

Brandon: *Mad creations*

Bob Ross: *Wholesome laughter* " They're just happy little accidents "