GOOGLE TRANSLATE MAKES BANANA BREAD!

I'm a hugger..

[minergamesminergames]

Him pouring the whiskey was the equivalent to

"Two shots of vodka * pours the whole bottle in*"

[naomitree]

This is the most complex google translate bakes... My oven has wide hips too.

[lospritelygabs]

Google translate: What is google translate?
*Brandon about to speak*
Also google translate: g i n g e r b o y

[nou]

Brandon: "ooohh you got wide hips"


Oven: "ExCuSe mE?!

[superbabyrhino]

Cop: Excuse me, sir, We got a noise complaint. Going to have to ask you to keep it down.

Brandon: Oh sorry, I was hugging the oven.

[arcane_mon]

Nobody:
Brandon to his oven: LET ME LOVE YOU

[baguettedoggo]

I like how the only grammatically correct sentence said “put in a ton of whiskey.”

[robertsides]

Cop: "Sir, have you been drinking?"
Imbrandonfarris: "No Osifer. I've just been eating bana bread I found on the internet."
_banana falls from the roof_
Cop: "Why are pans taped to your oven?"
_Imbrandonfarris vomits_

[carolineluvssanrio]

brandon: "So this is the only wine glass I got."

later: **shows a normal sized wine glass in the background**

[roryhunt]

"This is my only wine glass" immediately has another glass for the computer

[gachaglitter]

Brandon is that weird kid in school we all want to be friends with

[sphynxluv]

I wonder what his neighbors were thinking about when he ran the banana over...

[smjones]

Y'all really out here just ignoring the fact that we all just watched a grown man be a LITTLE SPOON to a bowl of whiskey flavoured bananas

[lisaerickson]

“2020 that’s a rough year”

Me “that’s the biggest understatement of the year!” 😂

[abby]

“two fluid ounces of whiskey” has the same energy as “two shots of vodka”

[usuallydead]

"Back over banana proclaiming alas this is it."
And then he actually does it.
I will never, ever see something funnier than this in my whole life.

[whaheavy]

Brandon *pulls a giant bottle of whiskey out of his pants*

Me: so. Many. Jokes.

[ashleynature]

The neighbours with company over:
“oh, that’s the just the neighbour Brandon. He’s a little strange.. I don’t know why he is running a banana over with a car.. tea?”

[aceyspud]

Instructions: Be PC

Instructions right after: Fatshaming an egg

[bellad]

imagine being brandon's neighbour and watching him back over a banana while talking to himself