What Girls Mean When They Text

[mottomusik]

“heyyyy” for me insinuates that they’re about to ask for something

[oof]

as a woman i can say that "heyyyy" means
1) i'm feeling excited
2) don't wanna text a dry af "hey"
3) might actually have a question

[chrissosa]

"heyyyy"
*_"watchu want"_*
I just saved you a meaningless convo

[AdrianTydal]

"Why don’t men understand our hints"

The hints:

[camskayzz]

"sorry, i just havent been on my phone in the last 3 days" means to me
"i was watching youtube and didnt feel like texting you back"

[falishamittal]

"It's under council review"
Lol

[your_local_noob]

"You're more like a brother to me"
She ain't dating you. EVER.

[kevis]

"do you think she's prettier than me"
We say this to confirm that you will not leave her for someone else.

[emilyh]

“It’s under counsel review”
She’s sending screenshots in the group chat

[hi_there]

“do you think she’s prettier than me?”

she’s feeling insecure and wants you to give her a confidence boost

[SoWhat]

Guys: "We haven't figured it out."
Girls: And you never will, because even we don't know why we do that shit.

[AuForGold]

“I just don’t wanna be in a relationship right now.”
“She doesn’t wanna be in a relationship with you right now.”

💀

[XCookieEaterX]

"Sorry, I just haven't been on my phone in the last 3 days"

I was ignoring all my text messages

[Pwndbythnb]

"I don't want to be a relationship right now."
"She doesn't want to he in a relationship with YOU right now."

LMAO

[Baileyisin]

“Do you think that girls prettier than me?”
Roughly translates to…
“Would you cheat on me with that girl?”

[diegodeluquev]

"Would you love me if I turned into a caterpillar?"

[bloody_rabbitxgames]

"Do you think shes prettier than me?" = I'm feeling a little insecure right now and /I/ think shes prettier than me.

[peachesisacat]

“heyyyy” has two meanings
A) they need a favor
B) they’re bored and just want to talk

[chillfrost]

"sorry, I just haven't been on my phone in the last 3 days"

she ghosted you and then came back

[pringlerss]

“HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOMEONES BASEMENT AND IM REALLY SCARED I THINK THEY HAVE A GUN”

She’s kinda moody