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[NoNo-xhru]

6:22 anon literally just needs to explain his life story. He could pretty much copy paste that post onto an application to explain the gap and they’d probably respect him for getting his life together. Or they won’t but either way better than letting them think you were in prison.

[dsfsdggfggdfd]

Searched the Delphi thing and it was actually the murderer, saw news articles about his arrest lol

[physical_insanity]

6:20 Anon didn't fuck up his life, he had no idea what was happening to him so it's mostly out of his hands. If he explains that to any potential employers, they should be understanding of his situation even if they don't hire him. Honesty goes a long way.

[physical_insanity]

4:01 When your grow up in an age of unrestricted internet access and a society that fails you at every turn, you get shit like this.

[animatedmvs]

6:40 because you're, to them, what the random guys are, to you. Someone they they don't really care about or want to be qith.

[physical_insanity]

7:15 True chads know that Titanium is the best metal. It's literally the super strong, super lightweight fictional substance you see in fiction all the time. Hands down the best metal.

[baronkarza]

2:30 I find it funny that to a 4channer thinking like a normal functional human being feels bizarre to them

[SaHaRaSquad]

3:00 I had a classmate like that once. Total lunatic who insisted on sitting beside me, constantly distracting me with things like showing me a gruesome description of a murder in a novel. Next year he suddenly was gone, turned out he had some mental breakdown, couldn't go to school for a year and blamed me for it lol.

[cggdpwb]

"oxygen wasters" says the 4chaner living off of inheritance lmao

[physical_insanity]

5:03 is more complex than anon is making it out to be. In reality, it's just a return of the repressed, with the repressed being the fun, childlike spirit that's been slowly crushed and demolished by our failing society over the past 20 years. Clowns are the epitome of joy and levity, conventionally speaking, and so having a fixation on a partner who is a clown, the embodiment of fun, is just a subconcious way of expressing one's desire to return to a better state of life. When zoomers and millennials grow up and have the life sucked out of their life, wanting a clown girl is going to be the most rational thing for these guys to want.

[soulie]

My great grand uncle was on that specific beach and got shot in the leg, and lived to tell the tale.
Btw some of these guys are smokin that gas

[nocturnaljoe]

She really called them "moids". Brootal.

[lukashenrique]

6:20 I know of a neet who's working normally at walmart. He's autistic and everything but still got a job, I think if u can manage to land a job still, most min wage jobs has plenty of quitters and some people to fit the quota who turns out has no other chance to land a better job, while this is sad it's a profile companies look forward to hiring.

[friends]

2:50 sounds just like me and my friend lol

[UnknownLord]

Whats funny is normandy was the beach that was the least defended

[dizzydial]

Is it even possible to get a quick rundown of the nephelim/clown girl thing? I am very curious and never heard this before.
One of the reasons I love 4chan is I can get a glimpse of the schizoid beliefs that float around on the web.

[RayRaysBoy]

4:20 pretty sure that's Ralph the movie maker. Posted before checking, yes the pic is Ralph.

[slightlyaboveaveragebutaverage]

Man wait until she finds out the average male experience on dating apps is absolutely no one hitting you up lol.

[tumultoustortellini]

6:27 I recently came to a conclusion: a woman's loyalty is like steel, a man's like bone. Both are as strong as each other, but steel is faster to make, and bends under pressure while bone takes longer to make, but because they shatter instead of bend, they technically have higher sturdiness until breaking point. With that being said, why do we as men view her as stupid? Because we assume time and effort is what makes her loyalty strong, when that's not the case. The connection is strong, because of arbitrary (atleast, not based on our thought-of traits) reasoning, yet stays just as durable as if it truly mattered. Her feeling solemn at the same level as us bros, when we wish a crush liked us, just under different circumstances, not ones we think are reasonable, but the same nonetheless.

[godemperormeow]

Have a gpa of 2.4 but an IQ of 120. One day, I will fly to Switzerland and off myself. Life is not worth living.