Escaping Minecraft's Inescapable Cake Prison

The hardest prison to escape in all of existence is cake but I ESCAPED IT WHOAA THATS CRAZY.

This video was made to make fun of the new escape room trend which I think is terrible and cringe. Hopefully this escape room seemed remotely challenging compared to the other ones.
OBVIOUS DISCLAIMER: This was not escaped first try. I made this map and the whole video is staged.

Thumbnail by Corealis# 6620 [Very Cool Person]

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[xicad]

you could've escaped faster by pressing f5 (change perspective key), which would give you a new perspective. using f5 (change perspective key) to get a new perspective would allow you to see much more by changing your perspective with the f5 (change perspective key) key, by pressing f5 (change perspective key) to change perspective. I can't believe someone as good as escapes as you wouldn't try using f5 (change perspective key) to change your perspective

[Drewid]

at first i thought "has he really sunk to the very level that he has sworn to destroy?" but then I realized that it was literally to make fun of the thing that he swore to destroy.

[Vethhorn]

“They were just storing cake ingredients” proceeds to show a chest full of gunpowder…

You good, kenadien?

[blueninjabot]

0:59
"But then, I had a very good idea, I used F5. You see, using F5 gave me a whole new perspective and I was able to see a chest I couldn't have seen before." -Seawattgaming

[evanrobert]

"And I used cakes to ___. Shut up it's a feature."
I wish that were a feature. That'd be awesome.

[Orange]

You should still be able light the portal though.
Since the planks were used for the boat, we need something else.
Trapdoors, Signs and Pressure Plates catch fire from lava, but don't burn.
Meanwhile, Glow Berries, don't catch fire from lava, but burn.
So theoretically, if you placed 3 glow berries, the trap door and the lava, then just wait a second, you might be able to light it.
Trapdoor gets lit on fire. The lava gets turned into obsidian. The fire spreads to the glow berries. Break the trapdoor. The glow berries burn. The portal is lit.

Edit: Actually, there's red wool on top of the cake. No trapdoors, no glow berries.
Just place the wool, place the lava, make it obsidian, don't extinguish the wool on accident, boom. Portal.

Edit from 06/17/23:
Are some of y'all high or smth??
You still have lava. Start burning the blocks BEFORE turning it into obsidian.
Burn the blocks with the lava, turn it into obsidian, light the portal.
Goddamn

[CactusSawmill]

God, this is like some 90's point-and-click prison escape game, that you need a manual to beat it because of how "moon-logical" and elaborate the puzzles are.

"you have to break the cell's entrance by breaking the mechanism with cake, but then you need to use glowberries and slime pistons to go upwards, but then you have to-"

[kienthanhle]

I love how it took you longer to break out of this escape room (even if you know the solution) than it took you to break out the Poseidon vault, the Hades vault and the Glacier Orbs combined lmao

[avatardotpng]

Basically doing what most escape room youtubers do but better, great job! I love how you take their formula and apply it to a much more complicated puzzle that actually makes logical sense, and also you dont try to pretend like the escape is done live

Great work as always... worship cake.

[SeenSven]

this was pure gold man, the constructor of this is unbelievably smart! only adition: 4:28 YOU HAVE SWEETBERRYS D:

[nintendoshadowninja]

this is art. As someone who found the minecraft prison community back in its inception, seeing that it morphed into weird escape rooms with real logic puzzles is a delight. Just watched you new seensven video and been binging your channel all day. So good.

[WodnMC]

"I used cake to light the portal... Shut up that's a feature" for me laughing so hard.

[yoursef]

There was 17 hands reaching for my leg from under my bed, I was stuck. But then, I had a really good idea, I was gonna use F5, you see, using F5 gave me a whole new perspective of the room surrounding me.

[pyrical]

wow i always considered f5 as a ongoing joke on this channel but with adding quake pro to the equation as a partial xray is something i never knew

just this whole video is like combination of sea watt's fast talking style and mythrodak's cinematics also CAKE

[dominicwinet]

I know this whole video is kind of a joke, but I do applaud the quality. it is quite enjoyable to watch, regardless of the legitimacy of the prison itself.

[lulukasyoutube]

15:30 "shut up that a feature "

[blondburns]

Minecrafts Best Escape Room : Cake Theory

[Dummy]

1:09 shouldve used the "see using f5 gave me a whole another perspective" clip

[uhhhhhhidkkkkskamsksk]

this was one of the best escape room videos i have ever watched! most of the escape rooms are based around the absence of items, while here you have everything: netherite, as much pears as you need, a boat, a bunch of farms etc. very brilliant!

[RosemaryEva]

No fucking way, an actually good bedrock escape room with a valid and interesting escape, this is impossible