Joseph Joestar (English Dub)

I do not own JoJo's Bizarre Adventure in any form. It is own by Lucky Land, Hirohiko Araki, Warner Bros. Japan, David Productions, Shueisha, Shonen Jump, and other people I'm hopefully not forgetting.

I am uploading this because I don't want this test dub to be lost to time as no one knows fucking what the deal is with it.

[-kuro-]

>Sees his daughter calling him.
*>Punches someone in the back of the head to see her.*

[ismeal]

Over the course of that flight Joseph:
-changed his accent
-changed his sweater and bolo tie
-didn't crash the plane

[Blu_Moon_VA]

Joseph: Holly! You're my one and only-
Josuke: *stares menacingly*
Joseph: ...daughter.
Josuke: *nods in approval*

[Chirpysemperboy]

"Hey, you're my one and only daughter."

...Well THAT part is correct...as far as we know...

[spongeboymebob]

"Holly! Outta my way." *joyfully knocks random guy aside*

[deimos]

The last thing that man heard before suffering lethal brain hemmoraging was
O U T T A M Y W A Y

[TheNatequendo]

"Don't worry! You have Joseph Joestar at your side!"
That's the most reassurance and the most terrifying thing someone could say to me

[cezarydudkiewicz]

*45 year old woman*
And I thought Lisa Lisa was the one who aged like a godess

[mr.mondomacho]

And at the snap of his fingers, Joseph introduced us to one of the coolest characters who didn’t get half of what deserved. Poor Avdol.

[Spammard]

“If you need me somewhere gimme a day and I’ll cross the globe!!”

*takes more than a month to go from Japan to Egypt*

[trashshinobi]

*Caeser dies*

Joseph: I MUST CONSULT WITH THE ELDER GODS

[ChromedInside]

Notice how she saw star platinum? She already had a stand

[CobaltFyrestone]

"Out of my way!" JoJo says before yeeting that bystander into the shadow realm.

[jaykikak]

Thanos: kills Hawkeyes family
Hawkeye: *ILL NEVER FORGIVE THE JAPANESE*

[LukeSkywalker]

Everyone here is talking about how Joseph just punched that guy out of the way. But let’s not forget he literally kicked a man 5 feet into the air just for being Japanese.

[KazielDomus]

Joseph Joestar's accent turned completely American. lol

[Ax]

poor little boy my ass, 6'4 giant who just beats everyone's ass

[BeefeusSteak]

"Holly!"
*literally kills some guy* "Get outta my way."

[MsBarbarette]

One and only daughter.

Noticed Joseph didn’t say one and only child?

Foreshadowing here guys

[warcraftfan]

Can't fool me Raiden, I know it's you disguised as Joseph