HOW TO ANNOY A READER

Don't mess with us readers. Please.
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[evergreen]

“Throw one out.”
THROWING AWAY A BOOK IS LIKE THROWING AWAY YOUR KID-

[emmmabooks]

"so like twilight"
THE AMOUNT OF TIMES SOMEONE HAS SAID THIS TO ME WHILE TALKING ABOUT A BOOK OMFG

[cloudy]

Book: “Annabeth's blond hair and stormy gray eyes... ”

*Movie: I like brown better*

[evelinaanmar]

*Others* : “Why read the book when you can watch the movie?”

*Me* : “Why breathe when you’re going to die anyway?”

[bayleesilverwolf]

I absolutely hate it when people say
-so like twilight
-like the hunger games?
-stop reading so much
-what's the point of reading when you can see the movie
-it's just a book
-reading sucks
-what's the point of buying a book when you can just go to the library

[bridgidthepirateelf]

Parents: why do you stay up so late?
Me: you put books in my room and gave me a book light.

[reddoesstuff]

Me: *talks about how horrible the Percy Jackson movies are*

My dad: it’s seriously just a book. You need to stop getting so worked up over this

This is why I don’t talk to people about books.

[julietgore]

Person- What's that book about?
Me- *brain has exited the chat*

[martaramirez]

I hate when people say:
" That book looks soooo boring!!!"
And they havent even open it🤦‍♀️

[rebeccatandy]

Non readers don't understand the emotional pain of reading and getting attached T-T

[potatolover]

The real question is: How did bret get the trumpet?

[crowdotcom]

I was reading the maze runner a long time ago and my friend said "Oh, isn't that like hunger games?"
"No."
"Oh, but isn't it the same author?"
*"N.O."*

[iikittydr]

How my dad annoys me:


Tells me that my reading habit is really good, but I should read nonfiction instead of fiction

[breeahnalovebooks]

Why did I feel so proud when I recognised the books she was reading.

[fangirlfiles]

I literally gasped when she said why don't you just throw the books out.

[jessethereader]

ZOE THIS WAS SO GREAT APPLAUSE ALL THE APPLAUSE

[jennamercer]

When your rereading Harry Potter for the 394th time and some say “oh is that Harry Potter in grade 6 I watch 20 minutes of it so yeah I know what it’s about”

[elle-anakin]

Life is easy for me.

I see a Rick Riordan book, I click.

[slcatnip]

Normal mom's: Get a book or something! You are hanging out too much with your friends.
The kids: Reading is boring!

My mom: Stop reading just for one second!! Hang out with your friends or something! You need some social interaction!!
Me: Friends? Social interaction? What's that for?

[megangilmore]

There was one time where I cried so hard about a book that I got sick