YOUR ~Gayest~ Secrets (buckle UP for this one)

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[sylvia]

I knew a guy once who said his ex had slept with another woman while they were together but that he didn't feel like it counted. I was really surprised he just brushed off the fact that she cheated and the lesbian in me really frustrated that he wouldn't acknowledge the legitimacy of that relationship.

[SweetiesSys]

Okay, but “strictly dickly” is the best phrase I have EVER heard in my life-

[danniisloan]

when people ask me "how do you know you're bi when you've never slept with a woman?"
I always say "did you know you were straight when you was a virgin?"
they get it then 😂

[Arrowgrab]

🦝 Racoons are assertive and self-confident, very agile climbers, have a cute face, and have an aura of not-giving-a-f*ck about them that would best translate to a girl wearing her grandpa's most garish shirts. Or flannel. 🦝
So it's actually a pretty apt comparison, Alayna.

Also, "Let's get ready to RUMBO" is now the official Joybabies rallying cry.

[tiggert]

The woman in the last confession sounds like an amazing human being. She is neither hero nor villian, she is a vigilante. She was doing something she wasn't supposed to but we can still cheer her on for it.

[drumstyx]

I love that you talked about penetrative sex not being the default, even for people with the "right" genitals for it. I'm a pre-op trans girl and my partner is nonbinary, so while we could technically have PIV sex it really does not feel right at all for either of us. Like, it basically doesn't even occur to us! Sex can and should be whatever feels best to you and your partner~

[livbrooks]

“people with penises” “people with vaginas” “people socialized as women” ALAYNA! love you so much. genuinely. you’ve cultivated something so great here, it feels so safe and welcoming and i love our corner of the inter webs. thank you

[DreamerInDisguise]

“You can’t live your whole life in order to not hurt somebody else.”

Geeze that hit hard I wish I had had someone to tell me that when I was younger.

I dated some guys in the past trying to repress being a lesbian and i always felt broken and like I couldn’t break up with them and that I should just fake it til I make it.

I wish I had known then what I knew now

[lincymoonen]

It’s the small things like when you say “people socialized as women” that really makes people (it’s me. I am people) feel included and validated 🥰

[polarstriker]

Regarding fantasies: I stick with fictional characters because thinking of an actual person feels gross as hell. And if it’s someone you know, how would you look them in the eye after that? I don’t think I could.

[vishishsh]

I remember how when I first came out everyone told me I dressed too straight that now that I came out as a lesbian I needed to completely deny my femininity (I had some really shitty friends back then). Anyways it's been two years and I'm comfortable with expressing myself the way I wish to and don't give a shit about what anyone says, I'm queer and that's all that matters.

[youtubewatcher]

when she said “you have to break your boyfriends heart” that literally put me into tears, i’m in a really weird situation right now but this pushed me the right way :)

[dAfoodie]

i just imagine the next episode as alayna just weaponizing people’s words against them 😭 i would’ve loved that’s when i was a baby gay (not sarcasm)

[gwynim]

That last story is from the perspective of an anti-hero ally. Doing the right thing in the most morally controversial way possible. Supportive no matter the cost. On one hand you stan, on the other you can't condone problematic behavior. In the end, task failed successfully.

[stephanym]

I'm a straight girl with a long term boyfriend and 2 children and I am absolutely obsessed with these videos ! I love your reactions and the advice you give to people. You are fab 😘 sending lots of love from the UK x

[atlroxmysox]

My gay secret is that I found my middle school DeviantArt account from like 2010, and it’s just absolutely filled with gay poetry about girls I had crushes on but I always explained them in the description as “based on the experiences of a friend” 💀💀💀 There was also copious amounts of nude drawings of women that I claimed were “”””practice””””. Absolutely no drawings of men.

[stephaniecrossman]

The way you seamlessly segwayed into the sponsorship was incredible I didn’t even skip the ad :))

[dreamngoit]

I appreciate how direct you are about the “you break your boyfriend’s heart” the of questions. So many people put others’ needs above their own and I love that you always emphasize putting your own needs first.

[americasinger]

My sister has this best friend named Sarah. For back story Sarah is a practicing Mormon as well as ace aro. My sister is ace and bisexual. Now let me tell you about Sarah. She is hella buff (like six pack biceps but lean hourglass buff), does cosplays, made her own cane, can use a bow staff, and wore a suit vest with said cane when she picked up my sister for PROM. They might be the gayest person ever. They hold hands, cuddle, Sarah calls my sister darling and love. They are so gay. That is the story.

[EternalDensity]

The bully closeted cheating story should be a series I would watch.