Pinkie Pie - Gypsy Bard (song from Friendship is Witchcraft 7)

I did not make this blah blah blah.

Music - Griffin Lewis
Vocals - Jenny Nicholson
Instrumentals - Lenich and Kirya

Lyrics:

When you're rife with devastation
There's a simple explanation:
You're a toymaker's creation
Trapped inside a crystal ball

And whichever way he tilts it
Know that we must be resilient
We won't let them break our spirits
As we sing this silly song

When I was a little filly, a galloping blaze overtook my city
So they shipped me off to the orphanage. Said, "ditch those roots if you wanna fit in"
So I dug one thousand holes and cut a rug with orphan foals
Memories are blurred, and their faces are obscured, but I still, know the words to this song

When you've bungled all your bangles
And your loved ones have been mangled
Listen to the jingle jangle
Of my gypsy tambourine

'Cause these chords are hypnotizing
And the whole world's harmonizing
So please children stop your crying
And just sing along with me

[QWERTY]

It's been 4 years ever since I replayed this song, but I somehow vividly remember the 'You're a toymaker's creation trapped inside a crystal ball!' part.

[re-mojq]

The scariest fandoms have the best songs

[itsannagrimm]

The lyrics make me so sad, but the music makes me so happy, all at the same time. My brain is broken ;dd

[LatinaCreamQueen]

God, Jenny Nicholson needs to sing again one day. Her voice is so haunting, yet cute and charming.

[shokoy]

-Now memories are blurred, -
-And thier face are obscured, -
*BUT I STILL KNOW THE WORDS TO THIS SONG*

[LeraEluna]

i get what applejack meant by "the sad ones with the happy tunes"

[rainphoenix]

“And your loved ones have been 𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗹𝗲𝗱” pinky pie are you good?

[yuh]

No one's gonna talk about Pinky's horrible past and how she's acting happy just to trick her self into being happy?

[cymk_is_stuck]

God based on the amount of people convinced this came from the show I hope this becomes an urban legend about that one time mlp got really dark

[deimostes]

"So I dug a thousand holes~, and cut a rug with orphan foals!" *I LOVE PINKIE'S VOICE AT THAT PART!!*

[keiorie]

the fact that a lot of people think this is from the official mlp series

[VEX]

The covering of her mouth implies that she is *singing the instrumental*

[mochaXX]

Wait...”those sad ones with the happy tunes”? *gets flashback of Fnaf*
edit from 2024: wth i don’t even remember making this comment

[phyotun]

“and your loved ones have been mangled~”

very child *appropriate* .

[ekobutter]

OH MY GOD I MEMORIZED THE LYRICS TO THIS NOT EVEN KNOWING WHAT THE LYRICS MEANT- WH- I EVEN POORLY ANIMATED IT- THIS IS DARK.

[lyssagames]

Are there people who think this is from the ACTUAL show?
No y’all, this wasn’t marketed to kids. This is fan made by an adult fan for other adult fans.
When you leave a fandom for too long weird things happen to it 😂

[lexiswiatek]

"You're a toymaker's creation..." if you think about it... *coughhasbrocough*

[SABERSVOID]

I sang this with my friend for our 5th grade talent show... Everyone in the crowd looked so confused 😂

[aziza]

i would sing this in elementary school, and ppl would be asking me "are you an orphan?" xDDDD

[burnttoast]

The fact that her parents sang this to her is a child makes me understand her siblings a little more