Alien Students Learn The Real Reason Humans Are Banned From Galactic War | Sci-Fi Story | HFY

In this captivating sci-fi tale, we dive into the story of humanity’s terrifying ingenuity and the unexpected reasons why they were banned from participating in galactic warfare. Join Professor Zyx-9 as he reluctantly explains to his curious alien students how the humans, once seen as primitive allies, ended up reshaping the laws of war and redefining overkill. From weaponizing black holes to creating the infamous "Yeet Cannon," humans didn’t just fight—they scienced the galaxy into submission.

🌀 Why do humans have a list of "war crimes"—and what happens when they do everything not on that list? 💥 How did they turn faster-than-light travel into a weapon? 👽 Why does the entire Galactic Council tremble at the thought of humans getting bored with Netflix?

This is a hilarious yet thought-provoking dive into the "Humanity, F*** Yeah!" genre, where human creativity and disregard for galactic norms lead to chaos, fear, and one simple truth: sometimes, the scariest thing in the universe is a human with too much free time.

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[СтражПеченек]

It's not a war crime if:
1. You had fun.
2. No witnesses left.

[HittingBandy]

I love how in most HFY stories, the human side are either the underdogs or surprisingly unaware of how dangerous they are compared to everyone else, but here they revel in it. Pretty neat gimmick to the genre.

[shaneb]

The thought of the human race being the Mad Scientists of the galaxy is very funny to me

[Gumeino]

Minecraft:Create a purple black block to anchor the respawn point in nether.

Humans:WEAPONIZE

[Jyiber]

I was thinking it was funny but I lost it at "They called it a 'yeet' cannon."😂😂💀

[TheOneWhoCares.]

If Aliens think we are a Danger because of Our playfulness and curiosity....wait until they see the indomitable Human Spirit

[joseduran]

Humans: nice toy now check this shit out "creates a dark matter bomb from a plasma rifle"

[Tilly-uh]

Other species saying humans are “primitive” and “weak”
That one imperial crusade fleet boutta do something funny in the corner:

[adimaiuniversal]

3:43 Correction, for those dear students, the term 'Yeet' i mostly refers to launching something or someone at ridiculous speeds in a ridiculous manner.

[SolarHorse_d]

Aaaahhh yes the YEET cannon a powerful weapon indeed.

[CrazyAbdul]

Wait till they find out about "Alien Waifus"

[yenyenthewise]

"The word Impossible is more like a challenge more than a limitation" why is that soo fire😭

[peteramaranth]

List of war crimes they did everything else that wasn't on that list funny thing is that's true, this universe humans are clearly descended from Greek gods

[toniodu]

Xenos : *Give humans tech to terraform planets*
Human : *Makes a weapon of mass destruction with it*
Xenos : Yup, galaxy will never again talk to you

[brandon]

You know, considering how language evolves, yeet cannon might be a legitimate name for something, Ike that in the future

[delta]

USA- yeet cannon write that down hurry write it down 😂

[Junglehunter]

Just wait till the aliens touch our boats

[Orthane]

Alien: kills a single Human
All of Humanity: *COWABUNGA IT IS*

[onone]

i like the part of the story where the teacher said "it's SCIENCE time!" and "SCIENCED THE HELL OUT OF IT"

[thekingblacbeast]

I like to think of these as prequels to Futurama