The Forever Skeleton Joke by Johnny Depp and Al Pacino

#JohnnyDepp #AlPacino
Cuts from the David Letterman Shows in 2013

[jpmk]

And Paul McCartney tells it in the Pirates of the Caribbean

[TrueEarth]

Depp tells it way better... that's an old joke, but still funny as ever. Reminds me of this joke: Mummy walks into a bar.. Bartender says "what will it be?".. Mummy says, "Nothing for me thanks, I just came in to unwind..." 😄

[debbiesims]

I'm not usually too quick with jokes but I got this one. 😆

[yourweirdunclejosh]

Dude I didn’t search for this, this was recommended, im more than happy that I’ve got here

[ballyp]

Why did the skeleton go alone to the party? Coz he had no body to go with :-)

[wgiver]

Why couldn't the skeleton get the witch pregnant?



Because he had Hollow-Weenie😂

[fuadmammadov]

wow, i laughed a lot; skeleton has no flesh, so you drink and consumed beer dips onto the floor, brilliant joke

[salaheddineboukerche]

If you watch potc the curse of the black pearl when Barbosa said to Elizabeth you must start belive ghost stories mis turner, this will help to understand the joke

[cindycole]

Hilarious! My favorite joke of all time!

[AdamZimmerman-ci]

Johnny Depp’s Al Pacino impression was pretty good

[Ichorof]

Jack Sparrow’s uncle tells this joke in the movies. Nice homage😂

[cherub]

Its the PAUSE between "Beer" and "Mop" You gotta have the pause.

[elvo]

Hmm I'm not sure is it because he drinks until he vomits and shits himself he cleans up all the time. He's a skeleton because he's a alcoholic?