Mark Is Too Stupid to Understand Sports

Tyler attempts to explain the basics of American Football but Mark's brain just can't comprehend how he got here in the first place!

[ShallowVA]

“That’s against the rules”
“It would be sick as hell though.”

Mark accidentally invents Rugby.

[evelynjoyce]

“Knives, whips, chains, I don’t judge.”- Mark Totally not a masochist fishbach, 2022.

[colekiesler]

Markiplier Before: “Let’s learn some football.”

Markiplier After: “The special team uses there guns as teamwork.”

[anthonychang]

This feels like an Unus Annus episode but with Mark taking Ethan’s role.

[d.mitchell]

With mark's knowledge of the game, I'm 90% sure he made the "fullback" joke without knowing that's a position too lmao

[TheAkinomek]

Teaching Mark something must be a nightmare. Tyler is so patient.

[furrydreamer]

So I have learned 2 things here.
1.) Mark would be terrible at Football
2.) Mark would be amazing at Bloodbowl

[thomasharrington]

Tyler: "Special Teams"
Mark: "you had my curiosity but now you have my attention"

[HK-tlyy]

FYI: Glitch at the end is "The multiverse is littered with the corpses of your failures" if anyone was wondering. Also with the glitch in the middle, Tyler glitched into a suit. Interesting.... Can't wait for part two!

[jaxintheboxoxo]

I love how Tyler’s grammar gets less and less refined and becomes simpler the more he tries to explain things to Mark. The same way you’d talk to a toddler who isn’t understanding lol

[Andrea-gpxn]

If Mark's understanding of football was reality, I'd actually be interested.

[donnythedingo]

Tyler is very good at explaining things, but also letting Mark get his material out. Not a lot of people do that.

[enigmastudiosgaming]

I desperately-- DESPERATELY-- want to see Mark's version of Football.

[CloTheVA]

"The multiverse is littered with the corpses of your failures", we like to keep things optimistic here on the Markiplier channel

[SupahCray]

I have a feeling things would get EXCESSIVELY KINKY if Mark arranged a sports

[MMDeater]

As someone who has never seen American football, I'm going to believe this is how it's played.

[ASolidOpinion]

"Stacking onto players shoulders" Mark inadvertently invents the AFL.

[ameliaa.]

Mark: **Doesn't Understand ANY word Tyler is saying**

Also Mark: "Uh-huh. Yup. Yeah. Ok"

[asrielkee]

Mark is like a bored child using his imagination to make things more interesting

[chriscisewski]

as someone who was a defensive lineman i can completely agree on everything he said about them. especially the stop the ball from birth part