Google Translate Makes My Thanksgiving Dinner

I'm thankful that it's over..

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[JadeTechna]

“And that’s how you nail a turkey..”
“WITH A HAMMER-“
*“WITH A H A M M E R -“*

[ravenace]

"Just an eensie weensie tad of sugar" has the EXACT same energy as "Two shots of vodka"

[liamconnolly]

"...Or cook 8 soft children. Why...not both?"
Omg, I'm dead

[OryXity]

THIS GUY HAS BARS AND ACTING/PRODUCTION SKILLS
this guy could have been a rapper, an actor, director, producer, instead he chooses to be the chef noone asked for but everyone deserves
and we love him for it

[bleu]

“He’s probably cheating on me...”

Him: *dances with uncooked turkey rapped in tin foil*

[neuroo_]

Is nobody gonna admire how calmly he talks even though his kitchen is in chaos?

[asherinc.]

Description: "I'm glad that it's over.."
His kitchen: "yeah bud me too"

[Marissa_]

I always watch him at night when I'm supposed to be quiet and I end up dying coughing from trying to not laugh

[pianotutorials]

Don't tell me im the only one that was Laughing so hard I was crying when he started to try to motivate the damaged cranberries 🤣🤣🤣💀

[thecursedpodcast]

When Brandon started rapping I died 😂😭💀 welcome back to the world of YouTube brandon🥳

[klo_bellevibes]

No one:
Brandon: "Oh daddy"

Also no one:
Brandon:"Sloor is Flippery"

That Cracked me up 🤣🤣

[beatlejuice-meme]

Okay so love how he nonchalantly said “that is the weirdest pregnancy craving I’ve ever heard of” and (unless my math is bad) Gloria would’ve been pregnant at this time 😆

[zenvetie]

Local man sacrifices all of his belonging to a vacuum because Google Translate "told him to"

[lappolappo]

and when the world needed him the most, he actually appeared

[joulina]

well if he had to dress himself with the foil who's even surprised that he was absent for this long...

[demagischewereldvanalexand]

This man can fit like 10 jokes in 5 seconds of content I love it

[LiciaYoung]

"We're just gonna ignore the whole honey montage?" Nicely played. 😂

[audreymorgan]

Is nobody gonna talk about how good he raised his honey..

[phehellotomotomo]

this man basically obliterates his entire kitchen for our entertainment.

[Noybiee]

Hi Brandon,
I have BPD and the last few days I have been dealing with an episode of numbness and irritability.

Your content is easy and soothing to watch and distracts me very well.
Again, thank you for being more effective than many therapy sessions.😅❤