'Weird Al' Yankovic - Tech Support

I attempt to get assistance from tech support on my malfunctioning DVD player.

[andrewrivera]

"Does it have any water damage?"
"I don't see how that would help, but okay."

[robloxboy]

If I were to find a genie, my first wish would be to make this man immortal

[hosay]

You have to take it out of the pool again for it to work.

[deadlinejon]

you have to love how the DVD player stays perfectly straight and flat during the fall.

[Klingon]

Defenestration, one of my favorite ways of dealing with broken technology.

[thomaskitchens]

Bill Gates isn't as much help as you'd expect.

[jeffavery]

"Did you try unplugging it and violently tossing it from the second floor window into a pool?"

[mystic]

If i lived there i would be always tempted to jump in the pool from that window but never actually do it. A big homemade slide would be cool though.

[Idothinkysaurus]

That short pause before he chucks it is priceless.

[davidmurphy]

The second Golden rule of I.T. throw it in the pool

[travelsonic]

That loud thwack as it hits the water.... XD

[ScottBrewer]

Weird Al and I had the same dvd player!

[alicekdp]

I remember how I used to tell people how to install routers. Sometimes, you feel like telling them to throw it out the window.

[jaymac]

Hi AL, thanks for all of the entertainment throughout the years! "Weird
Al" Yankovic was my favorite cassette tape and album cover of all time!
I was 10 and have been following you ever since. Have a great day sir.

[gamerman]

Have some more chicken, have some more pie. It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried.

[jcodbf]

What!?! No babes around the pool!? You just down a notch Al.. You are now on notch 1000.

[Skybii]

That was great! The fact that you could keep a straight face was perfect!

[docthemetalfreak]

God bless you Al. you n your music have kept me going for a long time. you can make me smile n laugh at timez when i need it. God bless you sir.

[voodooweasel]

As a former tech support rep... that last one works every single time. :D

[ashleyvanhammer]

Our household will always love you, Al. 😘