The Top Laner Evolution

the truth about top laners that they never told you.

[thegreatnut]

I still play Maokai top. I just sit there, farm, throw kids. It's a pieceful life.

[nicolasm]

I'm a Garen main, so I will never leave my ape form

[vencelfoldi]

I absolutely love how the only semblence of collective unity I've ever seen in the League community since I got into the game, is Vayne top players being treated as the lowest scum of the playerbase.

[blackspore]

Kayle is infinitely more respectable than Quinn and Vayne due to her being a caster minion until lvl 6 and then a cannon until 11.

[sigmagrindsett]

Good Job Aphelios
now everyone wants to play vayne to become a femboy

[the_pieces_fit]

me maining urgot who is a ranged juggernaut: extreme sexual confusion

[yumnits]

And then there's me, still playing Illaoi top, making casuals rage since they don't know how to fight her

[eduardmauzolff]

"jokes on you, I'M INTO THAT!"

[ivoivanov]

Cool but did you know that in one of my games a mastery 7 Vayne top main lost to second time Nasus 4/13

[fuckhead]

wait I literally started playing league with trynd, then oldtrox but now I main newtrox and I also play Kayle and have played Quinn sometimes
am I turning into a monster?

[ozany]

I remember AP Master Yi, it was a total legend

[imanidiot]

Comes in the gigachad morde main who has a room dedicated to crying about the loss of a pet dragon while simultaneously being THE raid boss to the enemy team

[cutcutado]

I'm a Pantheon top main

My evolution is monke to Chad

[jomo]

Meanwhile ornn players with their 12 pack abs

[r.e.l.m]

Meanwhile me a teemo top who just litters the entire lane with shroom's:
"At least im not a vayne top"

[northstarboi]

I play Tahm Kench and facing any range champion on top that can dash away is pain, even my gentleman side won't tolerate such insubordination

[adrianluna]

As a jungler, if I see Vayne top, I camp there. You're welcome!

Edit: For context; I am currently in Gold, A. K. A. Low Elo. In most situations like 6/10, the Vayne users are bad or for the least new. Making it easier to gank to to take control. Also, when I mean "if I see Vayne top" I mean if there is an enemy Vayne top. Also, since I usually duo queue with a Garen 1 trick, making sure that he outscales the Vayne is crucial. And if it is the case, I can take top objectives like Herald to hard push the lane. Then take bot objectives in a matter of time. To clarify as well: I am a Kayn 1 trick. I can be adaptable, but since I am hardstuck gold, of course I suck from time to time. Yet in some occasions, I pop off. Hope this clear things up, and answers some replies!

[AleXCD]

I guess maining Gnar makes me a femboy AND a furry.

[jubileeavemealone]

if I'll transform like that then damn, sorry top laners, but I'm spamming vayne all day every day

[nonevahed]

Dude, source your art.
I could swear I recognize these from somewhere but can't quite remember where.