Horrified Taylor Swift Realizes Football Happens Every Year

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Horrified Taylor Swift 0:00:29

Horrified Taylor Swift Realizes Football Happens Every Year

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Meeting Taylor Swift

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Taylor Swift ALMOST Fired Her Security Guard..

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Taylor Swift Publicly Mocks God Then This Happens

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Girl, 9, realizes her safety buckle isn't latched on fair ride #shorts

She created an 0:00:17

She created an alien 🤩👽

Taylor Swift Is 0:00:54

Taylor Swift Is The Biggest Eminem Fan

FAKE TAYLOR SWIFTS!! 0:00:50

FAKE TAYLOR SWIFTS!! #taylor #taylors

This Is Not 0:00:52

This Is Not Normal Behavior

He used to 0:00:22

He used to fake propose to his girlfriend until this happened ❤️

Ariana Grande really 0:00:33

Ariana Grande really stopped the concert after a fan said this 😂

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Full Body Transplant 😨(Explained)

His legs were 0:00:12

His legs were going thru it. 😭😅 #shorts

SHOCK moment Brazilian 0:00:09

SHOCK moment Brazilian plane crash kills all on board

Messi fan vs 0:00:16

Messi fan vs Ronaldo fan #edit #football #mrbeast #speed #ronaldo #messi

Messi can’t be 0:00:59

Messi can’t be human 🥶

Taylor Swift vs 0:00:43

Taylor Swift vs The Exorcist

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MrBeast Girlfriend Exposed Him!

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Ronaldo Reacts To New @IShowSpeed World Cup Song #ronaldo #ishowspeed #worldcup

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When you hire the Bottom G

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Taylor’s Apology – American Housewife

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His reaction seeing his prom date for the first time ❤️

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Thank you to the Onion for being the #1 source of true news. You are the beacon in the stormy night we all desperately needed.

skylermiller
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Without The Onion, we wouldn't know the real story. Thank you for your hard work and integrity.

renatocorvaro
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Waiting to see how fast this gets unironically shared across FB.

mechanical_chaos
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Multiple matches of Football a year should be a crime against humanity

HercadosP
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As a woman, it's one of the hardest realizations we have to deal with, may peace be with Taylor
❤️🙏😢😭🍂🍁🏈🥺🥹😁

alexisc
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Why didn't you cover the story about Justin Timberlake getting plastic surgery to have a third nipple? That's pretty important stuff if you ask me

gibbongood
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The funny thing is I could see her believing something like this

sketchyskies
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POOR TAYLOR, CAN WE GET HER ANOTHER JET???

bigboss
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Taylor Swift? More like Taylor Swift!

matt.stevick
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This isn't even satire, it's just facts

lilpenguin
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"After throwing out all her old ones last season"

This is the most environmentally wasteful thing she's ever done

EayuProuxm
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Poor Taylor, she’ll only be able to fly her private jet 5 times today because she has to watch the game!

Envy-Animations
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I love that the onion is always changing its format to keep up to date with current trends.

ihaveakirbyobessesion
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Silly Taylor. Football season happens every year!!

hickorysocks
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LMAO! I got halfway through and didn't realize this was an Onion segment! 🤣

Metal_Face_Doom
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Wait until she finds out that the final is not always with the same teams and his boyfriend may not win every year. All that football-watching for nothing!

alvaromoe
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me and the other swifties are pumped for "Half Back, " her upcoming album about a guy who dumped her for sports and their attempts to rekindle

yzzazz
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Why are Travis and Patrick’s wife both wearing almost matching Gucci outfits

dylanhealy
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I can honestly relate to this. Thought goes through my head every fall.

hyperdrivepics
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All these close ups of Taylor Swift really make you appreciate that you arent dating Taylor Swift

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