The ONLY MOVIE Steven Seagal ever Directed

On this episode of Weird Movies With Mark, I talk about the one movie that Steven Seagal starred in as well as directed

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Credits Music by: OVERWERK

Chapters:
0:00 Intro
1:53 Steven Seagal plays Steven Seagal
2:54 Don't look back at the explosion
3:28 Familiar faces
4:45 Slap happy Steve
7:29 Stevis Beacon Teaches Typing
8:39 Hugh's hiding skills
8:58 Trusting the guy you don't trust
10:23 Saving Steven
11:29 Stealing sleds with Steve
13:11Spiritual journey
15:05 Have you seen this man?
16:48 Hugh's house
17:59 Hiring mercenaries
18:12 John, Masu, Steve & Coffee
19:20 Cave of explosives
21:03 One man wrecking crew
22:04 Steve saves the World
23:17 Final Thoughts
23:52 Ending Skit / Credits

[wurdnurd]

Michael Caine has talked about why he opts to be in seemingly crappy movies, and he even wrote about it in his memoir. The gist of it is, Caine decides his projects based on where the filming is, if he wants to go there, and if he can bring his family. Pretty awesome, if you ask me...

[nicks]

I burst out laughing when he used a flaming building to light his cigarello. Can you imagine a firefighter pulling up to your burning home and taking out a pack of smokes like, well, might as well put this tragedy to good use.

[willamsandell]

I worked on Seagal’s next film Glimmerman .. we Designed some great sets at Warners for him to run around in and blow up..Warners sent him to a fat farm before the filming and he started stopping in our Art Dept. and eating all our Craft Service ..the Studio sent me a memo saying don’t let Steven eat all your donuts every morning Bill..

[backtoklondike]

Apparently that speech Seagal makes at the end of the movie was supposed to be 40 minutes long. And he refused to cut that scene down until he saw that people either fell asleep, started mocking the scene and so on in test screenings. That must've been a huge stab to his ego when he did so.

[vvnstn]

Steven Seagal is an example of what a child would think they'd be like during intense situations

[DetroitAlan]

Steven Seagal has had a weird career. From the late 80’s to the mid 90’s, he was leaning hard into an “Italian” identity he’d created for himself. Then, in he late 90’s, he became an “eco-warrior, ” draping himself in Native culture and blowing stuff up for the planet. In his defense, Chuck Norris did the same thing with Forest Warrior. Now Seagal’s basically a kung fu manatee, with a goatee and bad dye job. Oh, and he’s also a part time cop and BFF’s with Putin??? More WTF than weird, TBH.

[TopWizardReviews]

Theory: You could edit together scenes from all of Steven Seagal's movies into one giant epic and it would fit almost seamlessly. His characters are always the same. Someone do this, please.

[davidromeroblaya]

For Steven Seagal, violence is not the answer but the question. And the answer is "yes".

[willamsandell]

I was the Production Designer on a Steven Segal film, GLIMMER MAN and you got him exactly..lol

[Uncultured_Barbarian]

I saw this one at the local theatre. Some of us were laughing as we left, as he had that big environmental message at the end of the movie after causing an environmental nightmare by blowing up an oil rig.

[WesleyScottOfficial]

No joke Mark, your acting at 15:14 is better than any "acting" Segal has ever done. 👏👏👏

[ProjectFlashlight]

Michael Caine says yes to every role because he is immune to career consequences from bad films. He just...moves on.

[Stanky]

That explosion with Steven Seagal wasn't cgi. Did that stunt on his own and they had to add those back injuries because he came out of it untouched.

[kuraikenshi]

"A Steven Seagel beats people up scene."
Pretty much every Steven Seagal movie. Kind of like every Transporter movie.

[jfrancis]

I like when mark puts himself in the movies. Don’t care about the quality of the costumes. Funny AF. Thank you.

[maplebob]

Regarding feathers, they are exceptionally heavy. This is what makes birds so dangerous. Every time people go outdoors without a Kevlar helmet, they are taking their lives in their hand. As we see at the start of Forrest Gump, a feather hits the main character in the head at the start of the movie causing brain damage and the character rambles on incoherently for the rest of the movie and goes off to murder a woman he has been obsessed with his entire life and kidnaps her child.

[beggar]

Michael Caine has been in so many films. I seriously have wondered if he's ever been chilling at home, channel surfing on a Sunday afternoon when he's stumbled across one of his many performances and thought, "I'm in this movie?"

[eddstarr]

Most action heroes eventually recognize the comedy potential of their own "action hero" persona. This goes double for Steven Seagal because he can't act - making everything he does that much funnier. But instead of fans laughing with Steven Seagal becoming a comedy legend, Steven Seagal has chosen to become an aging action hero, with everyone laughing at him.

[viperking]

Hearing Mark welcome me back to the show feels like a blanket right out of the drier, warm and comforting

[carlosarmandovegavazquez]

As an oil rig worker for 13 years, I'm afraid that my boss will betray me, set me up with explosives, rescued by a tribe and being chased by mercenaries. I'm screwed, I don't have the ridiculous jackets Steven Seagal wears!