Touhou fans be like

[BlankGuy]

Touhou fumo fans explaining how fumo videos aren't just grown men playing with kid's dolls

[DrunkenCoward]

“You hereby get life in prison for burning down Buzz Aldrin's house.“
“He's a filthy Lunarian, your honor!“

[Phapchamp]

Reisen fans when they dont get sentenced for shooting someone because they have gone mad

[orange]

Touhou fans in court explaining that she's actually a 495 year old vampire.

[hasanmuttaqin]

burning house because you are mokou's fan: hapi
got sentenced to death: panik
you are depressed, so it's pretty good to die: kalm
you already drink hourei elixir since you are a mokou's fan: brekdoun

[TheyCallMeVelvetyRed]

0:10 As a rumia fan, I can confirm, I got arrested for assaulting a man when i was trying to eat him

[adrianrodrigo]

Cirno fans when someone says she isn't the strongest

[dave_afton_miller]

*A random Touhou Fan trying to explain how the Maribel Is Yukari Theory is true: **0:01*

[AJD]

I saw 2 little girls walking the dog this morning and thought "they look like remilia and flandre" anyways I'm in a death row rn 💀

[potatortheomnipotentspud]

Zun trying to find where the fuck Mima went

[madousanae]

flandre fans when they get banned from mcdonalds

[Ayahuasca]

Nitori fans when they try to learn about engineering in class (they end up failing)

[ghostgawzilly]

touhou fans explaining how touhou solos fiction and is the strongest in fiction

[artemiostriantafyllou]

0:16
yo I didn't know Futo fans and Mokou fans had so much in common

[somefries]

Kaguya fans when they can't revive

[marchthluvrr]

Kasen Ibaraki fans being underrated and simping for Kasen's oni form

[Benzoi]

As someone who has never played touhou, I cannot relate to this

[YuiroAoba]

Nue Houjuu fan when they hear Galaxy Collapse is better than Heian Alien

[shtwick]

as a tenshi fan i like throwing rocks and lasers

[trunghungpham]

Cakesenpai?
How many years have I been in Touhou fandom? I should know this (but I don’t)
Is it... Clownpiece?