The 7 Sportbike Riders You Will Meet (Thermonuclear Edition)

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[coteyb]

As a 250 rider I'm appalled at how accurate that was.

[youngson]

you forgot 50+, mid life crisis guy. who used to ride. before getting married and his wife made him sale it. now buys a Ducati then, complains and brags about how powerful it is. and only rides it on the highway.

[collinblollin]

I always kind of assumed most of these stereotypes were exaggerated, but I have a ninja 250 and I'm looking at getting a ZX6-R. I feel called out. Great vid.😂

[connorsmith]

The accuracy of this video is astonishing.
I rode for probably 15 years and moved up to a zx10r. then on my first track day was passed on the outside by a 300 i was both humbled and hooked.

[TurianX]

As a cbr600rr rider I must say, this is CLASSIC Yammie Noob.

[deadoperatordamo]

This video attacked me on numerous levels lol... First, I'm a senior software engineer who just bought a 2022 Panigale V4S; except I've wanted a Ducati since I was a young boy, I've done the MSF and I have previous riding experience. However, that leads into the second personal attack, lol, my previous bikes were GSXRs; a 750 and 1000....

Thanks Yammie... lol

[RoadRage]

I was a daily sportbike rider for a LONG time. Then I realized that I'm almost 50 and most of me is held together with scar tissue, metal, anger and luck and that I should probably treat myself to something more comfortable. Insert the wheelie happy lightweight hooligan bike MT-07. Hey, just because I'm old doesn't mean I don't want to have fun and still do dumb shit. 🤣

[davidlobaugh]

Was starting to wonder about ol yammie noob but you have completely redeemed yourself with the bro hold my feeding tube bit. Well played. And the zen R6 guy buttered me up I'll admit.

[gapplebees]

As a WoW player, I am shocked and appalled at the intro line. 🤣🤣

[oliver]

This remind me of my little buddy I work with, he “drives” a cbr 600, always stays tucked at 160+ but I’ve never seen it run and he walks to work everyday 😂

[brianhowie]

At 59 bought my first scooter smax 155, a year later at 60, upgraded to AK550 Kymco, I'm living life and driving safe with no ego

[billtozerrealtor]

Funny stuff! You missed my tonic! 70 plus grandfather out to recapture my hooligan days on an MT-09 - scared to wheelie but having fun.

[ericjohnson]

Let's see, started on a Ninja 250 had it for 3 months traded it back for nearly the same value, bought an R6 it was a daily rider only ever got it to 150. Sold it after 3 seasons, bought an R1 rode it daily when I could, now with work don't get to ride as much, so I wind it up when I can. Then I bought a Z125 for riding around town and now I'm contemplating a 690 SMC R or a Super Duke 1290 R EVO.
I'm also a 40+ year old guy who would rather ride on the highway than a track, because the nearest track is 3 hours away and I don't feel like spending the money on a track day habit.
I feel like I check a lot of the boxes in this video.

[fire.dragon]

46 year old B class track day rider on a SV650. You taught me well Yammie!!

[rickecotango]

Yes sir!! Over the years I have fallen into 5 out of 7 categories!!
You Hit the nail on the head about Ducati!!
Being a Ducatista in Seattle means there are plenty of slightly used high end bikes, that Microsofty’s bought, and are scared $#!tless of! So there’s always a year old, extremely low mi, Well cared for bike to be had @ $70% or less of retail!!😍

[mikeyhbr]

So.. I am 53 with a Ninja 650 and GSXR 750 in my garage. I have only broken 100mph once. The fear of the go to jail speeding tickets, tank slappers, and road conditions keeps me in check. I am happy as hell with the motorcycles I have and love riding them. I push my skills very gradually because I have seen too many MotoMadness idiots low/high siding, hitting sand/gravel on turns, or just running wide into metal road guards or traffic. I enjoy the ride without the need to pull nooners. Motorcycles cost to much and so does the medical bills. Where do you pigeon hole me.. my dude?

[diesel]

4:16 "Revorse Mertgage." Yam going so hard he's flipping letters😂

[chrisl]

Looking forward to the middle aged dad rider Yamm. Don't forget to include me, the middle weight or light weight naked bike guy because it's great on mpg and insurance. I don't brag about my bike specs, I brag about how much value I'm getting out of my hobby.

[ZeroKitsunei]

LMAO I was the Ninja 250 bro. But I picked mine up for $500, took all the fairings off it(they were busted beyond repair), and turned it into a street fighter. That bike taught me 2 things. 1. Carbs suck. 2. Wrenching on your bike can be fun, but only when it's interspersed with actually being able to ride the damn thing. Sold it half a year later for $700 (stonks), turned around and bought a MT03 cause let's be honest. I didn't really learn how to ride on the Ninja. I learned how to work on a 2005 bike w/ a rusted gas tank and a myriad of other problems.

[bcarby]

I DO ride home from the grocery store with a small red bull in my left pocket and some loose grapes in my right pocket, but it's always a rootin tootin good time.