Your Cousin Throckmorton

yeah so initailly i had some rock classics that sounded liek actually good but they were copyrighted and like, i dont want to give a big record label any more money even if its only like the 30 dollars i would make from a video, so instead you get copyright free truck month guitar song and DK Eyewitness intro

I think of him as a "party pete" from regular show type character
you can spell funeral without FUN, or third degree manslaughter without th

he'd be a hit in the late 1900's to early twenty-first century
only $9.99!

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[mylastaccountgotdeletedtha]

$9.99?!

Throckmorton is priceless, he’s objectively the best cousin!

[whatevaneusens]

I dont think god's gonna be so merciful to throkmorton after this one

[Atmos_Glitch]

Damn even grandpa came back from the dead just to get a glimpse at the Throckmortons pure radness! *_Only $9.99!_*

[lamarepository]

Appreciate that throckmorton actually looks like he’s related.

[Pridetoons]

Imagine all of this happening at an actual Funeral.

[GiganGroupiek]

Oh good old Throckmorton he sure knows how to get the party started. He's my favorite cousin.

[FallinWizard]

“Cousin, let’s go bowling!” is the sentence lodged in my head every time I see the word cousin

[spugintrntl]

That Eyewitness theme hit me in the memory meats like a needle into a voodoo doll.

[HighLordComedian]

So glad they still have rad cousins named Throckmorton in the All Tomorrows universe

[Emma_The_Hppin_Hligan]

Ngl considering the cross in the beginning has 4 prongs instead of 2, i'd just like to imagine that jesus has 4 arms in this universe

[jb]

I like how the guy they were holding the funeral for is like "oh hell naw I ain't dealing with Throckmorton's bullshit again"

[MilesofReptiles]

1:05 You have just opened a vault from my childhood with that music!

[Petroleum_pipeline]

Shreaded that board like what happened to uncle throinbsgop on that day

[bleh]

0:09 the green guy is so recognizable and as soon as I saw this part I immediately knew it was him

[uberrex]

Throckmorton was so cool that he brought back his "dead" relative for 3 seconds

[meowhisd]

The Eyewitness theme was the icing on this multi layered cake.

[vanessaashford]

I like how now the green guy has a named cousin, but at least last I saw, he still canonically has no official name himself

[thelostbackpack]

Why respect dead ones when you can respect alive ones - cousin throckmorton 😎

[AlyxDps]

Realest part of the video was Throckmorton's medical expenses creating infinite 9's until the video ended

[Votterbin]

I have been to so many goddamn funerals this year that if I have to go to one more I'm gonna go in on a skateboard, and be cool like Throckmorton