6 Legal Things That Should Be Illegal

We've decided that if you do any of these things, you should be arrested! GMM 301!

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CREDITS:
Produced by Stevie Wynne Levine
Co-producer, Camera, Editor: Jason Inman
Show Graphics Package and Lighting: Ben Eck
Set dresser: Cassie Cobb
Set construction: Jason Inman

[Saraheyp]

People who leave shopping carts in open parking spaces who make parking difficult.
And people who park totally crooked so their car is taking up two spaces.
Both of these should have consequences! haha!

[ainsleyviets]

Rhett and Link, 2013: if you don’t sneeze into clothing you should be arrested 2020: ...

[saffiyarustamov]

The person that doesn't flush after using the bathroom!

[jeffreyfife]

For people who leave their dog poop on other peoples property, the owner of the property who got dog poop on his lawn or yard should have legal permission to take a dump on their property.

[ververcuterobot]

Things that I think people should be arrested for
1. Slow walking in crowded hallways on purpose 
2. People telling others what to be
3. People telling others how to look/ act/ do things
4. People forcing religions on each other

[TylerWashington]

People who leave GUM under a desk, chair, or table; OMG that is so disgusting, especially when you touch it by accident. What do you guys think their punishment should be?

[LennyTheHopeless]

I'm mostly a mouth breather because sometimes when I breathe from my nose it makes me feel like I keep getting less and less air and I'll suffocate. I think it's a psychological thing.

[alexaann]

"You should wear the surgical masks" -Rhett Mclaughlin, astral projecting 7 years into the future into 2020

[MichaelPowell]

Illegal things should include:
Talking at the movies,
Going on your phone/mobile device while at the movies,
Talking over people just because,
Eating that last cookie. Seriously. Who does that? I wanted that cookie.

[timothykimmel]

1. Smoking
2. Drinking
3.Discrimination
4. Bringing kids to classy places
5. Religion
6. Freaking out when someone burps or farts or sneezes or coughs or yawns
7. Spreading rumors
8. Spam
9. In app purchases
10. Screaming in nonemergency situations
11. Clapping when you talk

[rominagaribay]

So basically
1:no riding with your family/friends at amusement parks
2:can't watch a movie with your family/friends
3:cut your legs off because your too tall
4:no sneezing
5:when your sick make sure you can breath through your nose cause if not cause you'll be arrested
6:I'm pretty sure that's already a law (in Canada)

My laws
1:no racism
2:no drug dealing (unless it's a prescription)
3:no drinking
4:no sexism
5: and more that I can't think of this very second

[heavenlomotey]

The rule for saving seats should be if the people are not there you can't save a seat for them but if they went to the bathroom or to get snacks or something like that they are able to save a seat for them

[monsieurboks]

My list

1)Phrases or sayings such as "Black Market" that associate the colour black with evil/crime
2)People who believe that they are superior to you simply because they are slightly older
3)Random stop and searches on minors

[shatter]

People who park over the line. So they basically take up two parking spaces, since no one can get in the other. Sooo frustrating

[rayamat]

I'm 6'4" and I slouch in my seat at the movies to be considerate but the second you start kicking my seat I'll sit straight up and make sure you can't see shit. Trust me I've done it quite a few times

[ellinooralahti]

OMG WHERE ARE THE MUGS. I'M ABOUT A MINUTE IN AND NOTICED THAT THERE ARE NO MUGS. WTF.

[weddingtable]

i think why there is 2 parking spot and some guy parks in the middle they should be arrested

[anna-racquelperez]

my biggest pet peve is when people spoil movies and books, especially on purpose. it's awful. they should get sentenced to never being able to read or watch a movie without a huge spoiler

[lghtmn]

*Sneezing:*
Your heart stops for a second and you shoot germs at 70-100 miles per hour.
*Reaction:* People around you say "God bless you" or "Oh, poor thing".

*Farting:*
Releasing methane gasses that feel good and is good for your health.
*Reaction:* People get the f*ck out of your way and won't date you for their life.

What the heck?

[raeclair]

Being rude to people who work in customer service!
They should then be forced to work customer service for free after their regular job ends.