YMS Quickest 1 out of 10

Clipped by: coolcatstudios
Date: February 11, 2022

[duckywinks]

A friend of mine was actually in this movie as a bartender. His scene got cut and he didn’t know. He brought his whole family to the screening and everything for nothing. So yeah. 1/10.

[AriochStarr]

"It's like a Niel Breen film if he made movies that were really, really boring."
The highest form of flattery no doubt.

[michaelstrong]

I'd quit my filmmaking career if a critic said that Neil Breen could make a more interesting movie than me.

[NoFoxGvn]

I watched this while passing Diarrhea. Seems like it was fitting.

[Transmission_Rory]

I'm not gonna lie, I was curious to check out The Blazing World just because of how blunt and to the point Adum was in his trashing of this film.

[DrawtoonzStudio]

Out of curiosity, I started watching this movie on Tubi and hoo boy, I don't blame Adam for having such little patience, because that opening scene was a hot mess if I've ever seen one.

[superbproductions]

I think Adum misspoke. He meant to say that this movie is what Neil Breen would make if he made bad movies.

[Connorthecatsdad]

As a man looking to die from cancer, this recommendation came at just the right time

[nabilkhan]

Oh God I'm getting Vietnam flashbacks from people ragging on adum not finishing movies.

[ubiquitousphilanthropistv]

Just got through 10 minutes. For some reason, I keep thinking everyone’s going to speak French. It seems like it’s trying to be an artsy French fílm, but like Adam said, it’s like Neil Breen without the Breeniness

[YouCantDeleteDenzelL]

The problem with Cavendish's literary classic The Blazing World is that you can't make a movie out of it. It's less of a book and more of a manifesto.

[GrieveIV]

I want to make a joke about how hypothetically the last act could’ve been amazing, but tbh, even if that were true I can’t forgive making your audience sit through actual garbage

[gnalkhere]

oh my god this film's by Ja-Qualein from *that* Key & Peele skit

[jqyhlmnp]

Gosh I hope twitter doesn't find out

[ErichoTTA]

"Cuties" would be an even shorter 1/10.

[jessechuff]

From the promotional image at Sundance this really caught my eye and about a minute in I could tell it was going to be awful. I sat through it and it felt like it was trying so hard to be so many infinitely better things. And the worst part is that it was just too confident in itself. Just a waste of fucking time.

[DJGamingSmash]

Well, I bought it digitally months ago when it was on sale for $5 because I liked the trailer, but I haven't watched it yet, so damned if I do I guess.

[bettilopez]

That's so over the top, Now I HAVE to check it out.

[lbxwxfq]

Unfortunate that an apparently impactful novel from 1666 will now have to be dragged down because of the loose association with a mediocre movie. At least, until people forget about the movie in a few years, but until then...

[lordtsweeble]

bUt YOu diDN't wATcH aLL oF It, sO yOUr "oPINioN" doEsN't MAtTeR!