Birth control... #shorts #comedy #standupcomedy #birthcontrol #funny

[quinkdinkbink]

You scared my boyfriend into thinking if I ever get off birth control I won't love him anymore

[marieavila]

I got off birth control and realized I didn’t have to get headaches and awful mood swings every month. I actually found out that I felt a lot better emotionally.

[tamstastylife]

I’m addicted to Taylor all day. Not obsessed but can never get enough of Taylor

[Sherirose]

I am on nature's birth control, staying single 😂😂😂

[shanzyscents]

I quit birth control 3 years ago and went from suicidal to perfectly fine in 24 hours. I couldn’t believe the drastic change. Never doing that again.

[CherryRed]

I want to thank Taylor, I've been on the pill for years and the phrase "I'd love to meet me" kept running in my head, I've now going onto the coil, hurts for a few days but now I don't notice it and I feel so much happier and the dizziness I kept getting is gone, my breasts stop hurting and my moods are better and my other half has noticed I've changed. We met when I wasn't on it and I feel l like I'm back to myself again. My emotions felt muffled on the pill or some caused depression, now off it I feel balanced and cheerful. Thank you Taylor.

[RandomPersonOnTheInternet_O.o]

My birth control is currently saving my life! Please remember that it has positive effects, although it may not be for everyone. It works wonders for some people! So please don’t treat it like it’s a horrible thing

[debayeuxchats]

Reading these stories are WILD because I have zero change, and zero change in relationship satisfaction. Absolutely wild.

[heatherv]

I got off birth control and my depression just… stopped. It was wild

[fzzypurpleturtle]

My running joke to doctors has been “it was pretty effective birth control because I became such an intolerable monster, and you can’t get pregnant when no one wants to be within 10 feet of you”

[EnyaShello]

I went off birth control after 12 years and I hated who I was lol….turns out I’ve had PMDD and endometriosis this whole time and the birth control got rid of most of the symptoms


I’m super lucky to not have any side effects from my birth control as long as I take it at the exact same time everyday…..as soon as I take it an hour or more late I get the side effects and they last till my period comes. It’s SUPER important to take them at the same time everyday.

[sociallyundead]

Birth control isn't right for all people. It actually helped stabilize me! I had violent mood swings when I was PMSing and my periods were hellish. When I got on birth control it was like a weight was lifted off my shoulders. I'm not sexually active nor do I have any interest in dating, I just take it for myself. I gained some weight but I feel better mentally. It's definitely not always bad! Just not right for everyone. 😊

[trulygrateful]

When I got off of birth control, I realized that I had a higher sex drive than what I originally thought lol. My husband enjoys it a lot lol

[Riorianos]

Going off birth control was like being released from some debilitating fog- I felt like a completely different person!

[MelissaDrousche]

When I got off birth control, it felt like a fog had been lifted and I had a sense of clarity I’d never had before. My whole life changed. Highly recommend.

[BabyBratz]

I got off birth control and lost 45lbs in 5 months. My skin started clearing up and I was overall a much happier person once my hormones leveled back out. I was no longer angry, depressed, or on the verge of a mental breakdown at the drop of a hat.

[paletanner]

I got off birth control and my entire way I view relationships, sex, the men I'm attracted to changed. It did take almost a year for everything to fully shift since I was on some form of birth control from 14 to 24 for hormonal reasons. I got off of it bc my hair was falling out all over my head and body and I had finally gotten my thyroid hormones in check, but I was still suffering. My instincts told me it was the pill and my life is better since I took the plunge and got off. I'm not anxious anymore, not depressed, my body looks better, I pick better men, my hair grew back, a lot of the health issues I had went away. I cannot believe I suffered over 10 years of my life on that shit, just for like 3 doctors telling me to get back on it bc my testosterone is "too high". I believe I can change that with diet, our body's can heal themselves with enough time, fuck hormonal birth control!!

[Joenzinator]

My wife went back on birth control after we had a child, and she started losing it. One time she blew up this big fight and said she wanted a divorce because I sighed. After a week of this, I asked if she could try going off the birth control, and 3 days later she was compassionate, funny, and everything else I love about her.

[noiZtheartist]

Being off birth control sounds like PN clarity for women

[KallieMae]

*Heads up for my mood disordered friends out there:* I talked to my OBGYN about needing to go on the pill but was terrified it would mess up my mood because I’ve worked so hard to get stable bc my brain is very delicate and she was able to plug me with some stuff that was perfect and didn’t change me at all. If you’re bipolar or MDD I highly recommend bringing it up to your OB before you take anything!!! If your doctor doesn’t know which pills will affect you and which ones won’t, get a new one!