Keir Starmer calls for the 'return of the sausages' in Labour conference speech

[luckymeat]

He also needs to demand the immediate release of all illegally detained pork pies

[mitiamed]

I'm glad he supports the Two-Steak solution

[AynZ]

From the breakfast to the tea, sausages will be free.

[davidjenkin]

He's just been made the MP for Richmond

[lukes]

All about the sausages. Not a single thought for the bacon and eggs, this government in a nutshell.

[concretecaliban]

The press are gonna absolutely batter him for this.

[GaryHyde-dedd]

Apparently Hammas have just released one of the hostages called Frank Furter

[LukeFaulkner]

Just came here to read the comments. Was not disappointed. 👏👏👏

[SharonTateFan]

This is the first thing I agree with him on, for God's sake return the sausages unharmed and still in date.

[Dollie-fc]

Starmer stopped my heating allowance, Ive taken a turn for the Wurst!

[njapostol]

He’s a true bacon of hope. We need to stop fighting each other and meat in the middle.

[ptb]

We want our sausages back. You tell em Keir.

[intheplums]

You lot are laughing but he might be onto something here. They don't eat pork over there, so sausages could be utilised tactically to clear the conflict zones and ultimately lead to a ceasefire.

[DKH]

I love how the audience applauded Starmer's call to "return the sausages", even before he'd corrected himself! Still, food for thought...

[LewisLeeLandscapes]

Before the sausages are released first there must be peas!

[alfonsobonzo]

I released my sausage, and got arrested.

[crzxr]

He'll be grilled on what he meant, for sure.

[Avalon_]

The crowd cheering when he says sausages makes it even funnier.

[hygtf]

Thought Biden was lost... we got one here

[jeremywhitehorn]

You really don't have to be vegetarian to condemn sausage-taking in wartime