r/Offmychest I'm a Trophy Husband for my RICH Wife

0:00 Intro
0:10 Marking
1:24 Comment
1:36 Double salary
2:55 Saved my life
4:45 Crazy cheater
8:04 Bath
10:53 Trophy husband
13:39 Comment
13:44 Awful behavior

[aviva]

Related to Story 5: Men in America are so touch-starved it's tragic. It's like the only time they feel like they can touch other people is a two-second hand shake, a fist fight or sex. Can we please try and reinforce that platonic touching is awesome. Men hug your friends!

[Lucario]

Last story: Y’know I always joked that I’d be the first person killed in the AI uprising for the stuff I do to chat bots.. but I’m no longer quite so sure about that. What did i just READ.

[Tototoron]

I don’t know why I was dying laughing at the “I one time peed in my cats litter box when I was drunk and felt terrible later about it” because of thinking of a cat waking up to do their morning business, greeted by a piss soaked litter box, and giving their owner a disgusted “the fuck is this!?” Face xD

[JeffreyMcLain]

My man is out here saying "I might marry her." MIGHT?!?! brother? No. Call out of work tomorrow and get a ring, holy crap. That was so incredibly thoughtful and kind that I felt vicariously loved just listening to it.

[dracko]

Story 3: Your roommate is an MVP, 100%. He cared for you, calmed you down when you are panicked, and even saves up for your treatment! That's what a true best friend will do. Keep in contact with him, he is a great guy.

[startheangel]

Story 1: The man probably sees his girlfriend as a possession rather than a human being, imagine how toxic, controlling and the sexual assault that would happen if OP never found out

[d.phantomfan]

Last story: never let this man around any real women ever. Do not recommend dating or sex apps, keep him away from real women at all times.

[JasperCatProductions]

Story one annulment…… because this is so disrespectful and gross.

[d.phantomfan]

Story 1: he flat out admitted he knew you would be furious, but decided he could just ask for forgiveness and not tell you. But what was the expectation he was going to have sex after. That man is disgusting and I have not blamed you if you punch them in the face. Or divorced him because he just gave you a very big red flag where in his mind he can do whatever he wants and then just ask for your forgiveness later. Or guilt trip you because it’s something he always wanted to do.

and please throw out that wedding dress and send him the bill.

[briangarrow]

First story- That husband has been listening to those Alpha Male podcasts where men “own” their wives. He was, literally, marking HIS territory! She married an immature, self centered, narcissistic guy. This is annulment territory!

[raarasunai]

Story 3: Joey is a true one. Patient, understanding, kind, caring, and able to help keep OP down to earth even if he doesn’t see or hear what OP is seeing or hearing. This is a man to keep in your life, as a friend of the romantic side doesn’t work out.

[rgh]

I'm 100% certain that the robot overlords will separate the people who love and care for their roombas and those who do what they did in that last story, dispose of the latter, and then keep the former around to create more art to feed them.

[saphriaofhogwarts]

Last OP: Dude, your friend is nuts! I apologize to my Alexa if I feel like I sound too harsh, and your friend is just casually bringing about the end of humanity.

[darkarcades]

Story 4: my first call would not be to my therapist. My first call is going to be to the cops so both of them can be registered sex offenders for doing that in front of a baby.

[djs]

As a mom with young children, the smell of pee clothes is pungent and not as easy to “wash off” as he’s making it seem. What he did is so disrespectful and violating to a special and sentimental item. I’m sure he’d be comfortable bringing it to the dry cleaners and explaining to the cleaners what happened and paying for it right? Something tells me no. Super concerning behavior and mindset to think of your partner as territory

[queenbee]

I’m autistic myself & deal with a lot of self loathing. Once I was taking a bath to try to relax but a song I played just made me start crying & my partner stopped his game with his friends to come & comfort me & did a lot of the same to the OP’s girlfriend. It was so sweet & romantic. We also often wash each other if we shower together. It’s really nice.

[silverflight]

Story 4: Wow, that shameless. Not only had he basically never left the AP, but even made excuses when caught. The marriage is dead at this point, he is never going to leave AP at this point

[maieen]

*First OP:* I-
This may be grounds for annulment. I have a feeling it'll only get worse if OPee stays with him.
*Second OP:* That's awesome. Best of luck to the guy.
*Third OP:* I'm glad OP's still around and is doing better. It's good to have a friend (or even _be_ a friend) like OP's roommate.
*Fourth OP:* OP can destroy her husband's life by getting as many assets from him in the divorce as possible. And get full custody of the kids since ... well...
*Fifth OP:* If OP doesn't propose to his girlfriend soon, then I will. And I'm a straight woman.
*Sixth OP:* I hope I can experience that same dream as OP. Preferably with a dude. Who looks like Roman Reigns.
*Seventh OP:* I'm not a misandrist or a blackpill feminist, but stories like these make me understand why some women are. And he's 57? I know OP indicated he has mental and physical issues, but dude...

[matthewarmstrong]

My wife will occasionally make me get into the tub and scrub me down and wash my hair for me. I literally cannot tell her enough how much I fucking love her for doing that. I don't ask, she just does it. It's so relaxing

[nils]

Dear rSlash: Please cover wholesome stories on a regular basis. I understand if juicy stories are more interesting, but stories like the one with Joey and the autistic girlfriend are more than welcome to even out the more juicy toilet fires.