we like watching birds

there are so many types of birds and we enjoy looking at all of them

this is where brian david gilbert is:

[marynorthenscold]

Sorry if this has already been done, but here's the small text by all the birds:

House Sparrow (passer domesticus)
- Originally introduced to Brooklyn in 1851
- Enjoys eating seeds

Red-tailed Hawk (Buteo jamaicensis)
- This one is immature
- When movies need a bald eagle noise, they usually use a red-tailed hawk's cry!

American Robin (turdus migratorius)
- The oldest robin lived to 13 years and 11 months
- They can become intoxicated if they exclusively eat honeysuckle berries

Green Heron (butorides virescens)
- Can use "bait, " where it attracts fish by dropping a twig or feather onto the water surface

Wood Duck (Aix Sponsa)
- Feeds by dipping headfirst into the water. This action is called "dabbling"

Greckman's Eagle (Aquila greckmensis) (bunny pictured)
- Can fly faster than two miles and hour!
- Extremely agressive

Iowan Short Egret (Ardea parvulus) (turtle pictured)
- Found in shallow bodies of water
- Hates the game of horshoes

Crow (Crow)
- Crow

Greatest Horned Owl (Bubo bubobubo) (pig statue pictured)
- Eats whatever they want
- Thinks they're better than you and is probably right about that

Common Grackle (Quiscalus quiscula)
- Saw some cool worms this morning
- Feels really pretty in this tree, but isn't going to make a big deal about it

Blue Jay (Cyanocitta cristata)
- Likes to mimic hawk calls
- Is currently the main witness in a high-profile embezzlement case

American Goldfinch (Spinus tristis)
- Molts twice a year
- Let me use their truck to move one time

Canada Goose (Branta canadensis)
- Honestly, they get more hate than they deserve.
- Except for Sebastian.
He deserves it.

Mute Swan (Cygnus olor)
- Usually mate for life
- Went off the grid in 2014 and says it was the best decision of their life

[ArkayeCh]

"Why are you so afraid of the neighbors? Just say hi."

The neighbors:

[neverendingtoasterbath]

So when BDG said he left polygon to make “stranger, less referential projects” he was really not kidding huh

[celticcountrylover]

I am unironically glad that leaving Polygon has allowed Brian to get significantly more unhinged while dragging Karen down with him.

[tonimartinez]

i love how Brian left Polygon and was just immediately like "finally i can revert to my home frequency"

[Sam-onjf]

somehow even though they look 15 they have that retiree energy

[XCIX]

The fact that there is no rest between the lines really help pushed this song over into the uncanny valley

[Altraice]

I feel like Brian just has really bad fever dreams just aggressively scribbles shit when he wakes up and tries to make sense of it later.

[icymoons]

when you hear about a couple named Brian and Karen, these two are not immediately what come to mind

[MegaPagliacci]

This finally explains the deep lore behind why he was googling bird photos when Karen couldn’t find her laptop.

[Devedrus]

As a professional ornithologist I declare this our new anthem.

[ccjjmm]

this is very soothing :)
edit: nevermind it became a cult again

[Kain]

Rule #1 of life: No matter how inconspicuous the subject, Brian David Gilbert _can_ and _will_ turn it into an unholy nightmare.

[caramelcandy]

The way brian stands completely still makes it astoundingly clear that he was the tree in his elementary school play

[quartzintherough]

"Alright, Karen, what's the general tone of the next video?"
"Let's see. Tails is horror, heads is comedy, and edge is a lighthearted song."
*flips a coin*
*coin shatters on the ceiling in 3 pieces, one lands on heads, one on tails, one on the edge*
"Uh oh. Let me take another-"
"Wait! I've got an idea ..."

[thebadpoet]

My sister informed me that a group of philosophers who specialize in aesthetics and music have been discussing in great depth and detail why this song is so humorously unsettling, and I just need to share that.

[lakanbsilo]

as soon as “as they watch us back from in the sky” knew this one was gonna be wonky. in a good way

[FatalBurnz]

Karen has such a cute and pleasant voice. I've never heard "This one saw a white collar crime" sound so good.

[pennyw]

This feels like a school project that got way too out of hand and honestly I admire that

[Jessie_Helms]

A Brian David Gilbert video is really just a game of “ok, when is _it_ going to happen”?