The aftermath of the tamales video XD

Selene finally tries her own cooking

[yungfirefly]

The way everybody rolled their eyes once they realized.

"Oh, this cheeky bastard...."

[alexitrinune]

Fey got to the "I haven't gotten this far before" moment.

[mandos]

I like the idea the adventurer legitimately read the demand of his firstborn as a proposal. He isn't tricking the Fey, he just... thought she meant something she didn't intend

[hexaswift]

"Daddy, how did you and Mom meet?"

"Well, dear, your aunt ate her own cooking."

[Dvious]

"Bro how the hell did you heal your mother, get a superpowered child, AND meet your wife all in the same afternoon?!"
"Technical wording and sheer fucking audacity."

[Anime-Control]

Clearly the Fey didn’t read the terms and conditions on this whole “I shall have your firstborn child” deal

[brennonlewis]

That face Cedric makes when he realizes where this is going is priceless

[randomgaming]

"I can comprimise!"

"On what, the price of the ring? Im a monk with a vow of monogamy."

[Thule]

_"And that kids, is how I meet your mother."_
_"Now, let me tell you about that time I challenged a centaur to a horse-race."_

[taylorderryberry]

Fey: "I shall have your firstborn child."

A virgin adventurer: "Very poor choice of words."

[samueldodge]

I like how the Fey realizes what she got herself into and is starting to either regret it or just straight up dosen't know what to do.

[jasondphoenix]

I feel like a Fae would be more excited then embarrassed...and impressed by the smartness.

[TheJECNova]

When "Devil's in the Details" meets "Not everyone should be a negotiator."
😂

[TheFrio]

This is the best answer cause you know the fey will properly care for their own child.

[Ded-Nside]

What I love most about this besides the hilarity of the situation is this is actually how you beat fae.

Capitalize on their vague wording in a deal and use it against them before they use it against you.

[HenriqueLSilva]

"you specified the child, but you didn't specify the mother"

[Proxy]

“I want you firstborn”
“Let’s make it then”
“WHAT?!”

[thelivingghost]

Fae: "I shall have your first born"
Me: "You most certainly will. Mom always wanted a Grandchild"

[julianudala]

"Even the memory of her suffering will fade" will just cause this to happen again

[myria]

I mean, fey do read their contracts in the literal sense all the time. This is a valid reading of her demands.