Call of Duty: Zombies - Speed Cola Song

The little jingle for the perk Speed Cola.

[geomarko]

press those lips against the only one that really moves you, speed cola speeds up your life. Amazing

[APPLEPIE-fwtb]

"Living the fast life. That's the way I roll"
-Tank Dempsey

[DrSurprise]

Every time I hear this song, either here or on black ops, I forget it's part of Call of Duty since it sounds like something that wouldn't fit into the game. 

[falconstudios]

I would totally buy Speed Cola if it actually existed and this was the jingle.

[sneaky]

Damn, this jingle still hits 7 years later.

[QzCc]

Your hands are slow.
Your movement's are sluggish.
Your lack of speed,
just brings you anguish.
Just take a sip,
you will move faster.
Just try it now!
And speed is mastered!
Press those lips against the only one that really moves you
Speed cola speeds up your life!

[goldentoparican]

SPEED COLA

COST: 3000 Points

0:25

[SrTNick]

Oh man, it's been years and I was just listening to these. The beginning hit me hard cause I realized I used to have this song as my ringtone in *middle school.*

[kennethflores]

whenever i play black ops zombies i sing it every time

[blitz]

I’m getting ready to hear this again in cold war

[Sopanet]

if speed cola speeds up your life then wouldn't you age faster and die quicker?


edit: I like how this comment blew after a few years.

[mikemoreno]

"Speed is my friend"

- Takeo Masaki

[rj.tv.]

So happy they kept the old songs in cold war

[IllusivePrime]

Speed Cola and Double Tap, best and effective perks in Zombies!

[JamesDea]

This is my favorite perk it is so helpful. Even though it might not give you more hits this perk allows you to prevent hits

[Xenoraniumwolf]

This is definitely the best Perk-a-Cola jingle.

[Dragonborn-dcuj]

Rip speed cola 2009 to 2018 speed cola always speeds up our lives

[The.Renovator]

*SHPPEEED COLA! oh how i miss that invigorating taste...*

[PliskinHK]

0:00 - 0:10 That's what she said.

[DiamondBackProject]

Why is this so damn catchy, especially the finishing trumpets