FALLOUT: New Vegas Mr. No-Bark Noonan

You know, this story reminds me of the time when I was hunting Planaria-like Yetis in the Balkans during world war 4.5 (you know, Spartans v Lolcats v 4Chan). Good thing I had my invisible orbital ion flamethrower . If it werent for my side-kick Chuck Von Norris I would have been a goner.

[jondoe]

They didn't want to draw a Lenin face on the moon, they wanted to draw a Lenny face on it.
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[Gjjk]

I like how he's 50% batshit and 50% completely telling the truth.

[ajgo]

You grow up praising Mr. House, when you come of age you realize No-Bark makes more sense.

[KingOfElectricNinjas]

The only man in Novac who knows what's up.

Pity it misses his best quote- that everyone's always weird, and don't trust the ones who seem the most normal.

[someguyinwales]

"it was ghouls, religious ghouls in rockets. Looking for a land to call thier own. Dont you laugh at me, I know a spell to make you show your true form. Cave rat taught it to me..."

[Lord_Pilaf]

"We got a chupacabra with an automatic weapon. And that's when they get real quiet, cause now they see the predicament we're in."

LOL I freaking love this guy.

[zonilo]

I guess No-Bark Noonan is a perfect example of what the Wild Wasteland perk would eventually do to ya or rather a severe case of it.

[MrIcePhonix]

"You come any closer and I'm liable to stick you with my stickin' knife. Ol' Sticky's feeling mighty ornery this day."

That's honestly one of the better threats I've heard.

[morningnapalm]

"I don't trust a man that doesn't have something strange going on about him, 'cause it means he's hiding it from you."

"If a man's wearing his pants on his head or if he says his words backwards from time to time, you know it's all laid out there for you."

"But if he's friendly to strangers and keeps his home spick-and-span, more often than not he's done something even his own ma couldn't forgive."

[blueforceart]

"Had himself a blunderbuss what would rotate and shoot bullets real fast out of a backpack"

[JordanJJereb]

Nobark is a genius. He points out the truth: If someone has all their cards on the table that is the person you can probably trust.

[GreyOatmeal]

The most ominous thing he said was the last thing.

[Daniel_Lancelin]

Obsidian missed a big opportunity by leaving out the ending where No-Bark Noonan wipes out the Legion and the NCR with his superior knowledge and becomes emperor of the Mojave. That would have been the most ideal timeline by far.

[CoolDrifty]

A lot of people speculate that he is the last survivor of vault 11

[MarzLabs]

Ghosts! Commie ghosts what don't know they're dead.  Hoping to steal our rockets so they can fly up and paint the moon pink and draw a Lenin face on it.
The first time I heard him say that in the game when I played it I laughed so hard....

[vesuvius]

I always think of No Bark when I watch Alex Jones lol.

[lilbirdmuse]

He was stuck in a tree when I first saw him and initially thought there was a special tree called nobark. Then I saw the face sticking out. xD

[ComaDave]

"Molerat men! Come up from the Underneath to steal young women with promises of riches and fancy mud mansions with all the latest designer appliances!"
I've played FNV at least 15 times...and this still gets me roaring every time.

[FortniteOG]

Little did we know at the time that he was the Chosen One from Fallout 2, his stories match up too close to the Chosen Ones

[Gud-]

The man is like a post apocalyptic alex jones, seems batshit insane while also spitting facts