One Chop Wonder

One karate chop turns this southern calamari (squid) from live to dead (red to white) instantly. The most humane way to kill a squid/calamari is also the coolest, watching the colour instantly change.

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[Psyden]

"Let me make myself clear"
"Nah i can do that for you"
"WAI-"

[randomweeb]

😀: "give him one more just to make sure"
🦑: "Shit how'd he know I was faking it"

[justinkist]

What the fuck am i doing with my life watching an Australian man karate chop a squid at 2:30am?

[Undistortedlove]

Squids turn white when they die because of a process called "quartzification". When a squid is killed, the muscles that control the pigment-containing cells called chromatophores relax, causing the cells to shrink and the squid to turn translucent.

[Smartz]

In case you were wondering, the area he chopped was the exact position of the squid's brain. He crushed the squid's brain in a swift decisive blow to minimize any suffering.

[OmniDoesEverything]

in a parallel universe: How to kill a human in the most squidane way (stolen)

[yasminaboub]

In a parallel universe:

“This is the most Calamari way to kill a human.”

[oneghost]

For the curious, this works because the squid's brain is in a sort of doughnut shape around the esophagus at that exact spot. Secondary fun fact, if a squid tries to swallow too big of a piece of food they could accidentally do this to themselves.

[helliumballoons]

“Do I make myself clear?”

“NO, STEVE YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!!”

[loversrockmp]

“and he’s gone…😔” “perfect for dinner!😁‼️”

[daldorian]

Chiropractor when your credit card declines:

[trkfwjz]

Bro just laid the dude out next to the carcass of his brother and explained how he’d murder him in slow detail 😂

[EPIC_BOI]

My guy took the N word pass from the squid

[austinvoorhees]

How many times have I watched this?
YES

[cpfink]

Squidward’s disdain for karate makes so much sense now.

[darkninjacorporation]

It’s honestly fascinating how quick a death that was. No flailing, no struggling. Just a flinch, then gone. It’s natural to feel sorry for the squid, but I’m happy it didn’t suffer at all.

[Atomic]

Spongebob learning karate makes so much more sense now

[TweetyFam]

*In a parallel universe:* How to squidanely karate chop wonder a human

[Wickedreptiles]

Everyone’s not even mentioning how amazing it is that the color is linked to there life, and instantly goes out like a light with them, beautiful yet sad..

[abdelkrimelabassi]

" To reset your squid to factory settings, karate the chop out of it's forehead "