The $289,500 New York Hot Dog Stand License

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[swaree]

This is probably the video with the highest puns per minute ratio I've ever seen.

[Naw_Its_a_Duck]

Dog was said on average
28 times in 5 minutes
5.6 times per minute
once every 10.7 seconds

[Linkmon]

It's funny because I used to feel bad for these guys thinking no one ever stopped to buy from them, but now I realize they're making a killing. I guess it just never happened when I walked by xD

[kushagratiwari]

imagine the sadness of the person who paid $289, 500 at the auction prior to 2020

[MRSLAV]

What if you are driving slowly with a hot dog food van?

[stickygingers]

If you were in a hot dog pun race you would be the weiner

[AbbreviatedReviews]

You'd think with that kind of foot traffic you could make most of your central park money back just having advertising space on your cart. I mean squarespace is sponsoring this... they'd certainly pay some money to a hot dog vendor.

[memoryphd]

"For most New Yorkers, this is Canada"

FACT CHECK: TRUE

[saintarj]

Teachers: Pay attention or you'll sell hotdogs for a living
Hot Dog Sellers: *Laughs in triple their salary

[Swinsor]

When he said ‘2+2 is 4 - 1 thats 3’ I was really hoping he’d say ‘Quick maths’, but I was let down.

[TheHungryGringo]

You fit an impressive amount of puns in this video.

[SuicideBunny]

2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3. Ohh noo he didn't ...

[jayayywhy]

plebs during the purge: murder, steal, etc
me: sell hot dogs in nyc w/o a license

[xrweazelx]

2+2=4
Minus 1, that's 3
Quick mafs

[alexs]

The jokes are actually kinda good, don't listen to the haters.

[CityWhisperer]

"Don't sell drugs kids, sell dogs" - Half as Tentative




Top 10 sentences that were out of context and ended in jail.

[tigerburn]

I would guess that the owner of the licence is likely not the guy working the stand.
Also, has anyone price checked the cost of cart hot dog in Central Park? $2 seems way too low.

[PedroOjeda]

2+2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 QUICK MATHS!

Keep up the jokes man, use the salt from your haters to keep the streets of Canada thawed in winter

[aldozulfikar]

So you're a millionaire what is your secret?





*I Sellin hotdog for life

[louisng]

On this channel, hog dogs are sold with puns, not buns.