Army Man Bottle Opener

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Open your beers with military-style exactitude with an Army Man Bottle Opener.

Styled after the popular plastic toy figurine, this decidedly sturdy die-cast metal bottle opener will make quick work of all your bottle tops.

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[leannetsai]

Win a battle against thirst? Alcohol causes dehydration lol

[vat]

When my car broke down I could have paid $3, 000 for a used car that would have probably gotten me to work just fine, but I bought a new car because I wanted something that would last a long time and not fall apart after few years.

[lillithlight]

LOCKED AND LOADED....Loaded with liquor!

[AceKylar]

Me: Comerade, open dat vodka for me.
Soldier: Nyet comerade, no bottle opener.
Me: then use you jaw.

[MikasaChanSavannah]

My cat Calvin died when I was like 4 or 5 and he loved playing with army men

[vat]

We're still recovering from our immensely busy holiday season. Don't worry, I'm sure Jamie will have a new newsletter soon and I know for a fact that the guys are working on several new videos right now.

[HarryInEdi]

You blew up toys!! Just like Sid in toy story!!

[vat]

We ship to over 70 different countries worldwide. They're all listed on our site.

[DunderBallZ]

Holy shit..13.50$ for a man holding a rifle shaped bottle opener? WORTH IT!

[vat]

During the Great Depression people left their families and voyaged across the country working every job they could get to mail money back home. Farm hands, railroad workers, mining, and plenty of menial and backbreaking jobs... these were strong people with a work ethic that would do anything to make ends meet. The jobs are out there, but you might need to look a little harder.

[vat]

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[vat]

Just wanted to let you know that I love your avatar. The original DOOM series is one of my all-time favorite franchises.

[vat]

One of our customers is as bartender at a Moose Lodge and a lot of the clientele are vets. Needless to say they loved it.

[xxxgameboyxxxboygamexxx]

I cant see him when I unbox my delivery, He must be in camouflage

[fxgunuguy]

My dad will love this. (He loves playing with them) CREEPY

[vat]

Like the one in Death Wish 5? That'd be awesome!

[l..]

2013: nope
2014: nope
2015: nope
2016: nope
2017: nope
2018: nope
2019: you know what? Let's recommend this to everyone!

[alexchop]

i miss those little army men those were so fun

[OmarExplains]

13.50 for a bottle opener? :P

i'll use my hand and a table.. thanks

[clashwithmax]

'Win the battle agains thirst' as they open a beer which actually dehydrates you😂