Zuckerberg explains the internet to Congress

Facebook's CEO had to cover the basics during his two-day hearings on Capitol Hill.

[dazhibernian]

"Does Facebook use milk with the cookies Mark?"

[sambhav]

He is playing the highest level of ‘you laugh you lose’.

[scrap]

“We use cookies”

I almost expected the dude to follow up with “are they chocolate chip cookies?”

[kingargon]

Imagine if these people were running the countr- oh wait

[prabhatkiran]

Senator: Let's say I am emailing about black panther within whats app. Do I get a black panther ad?
Zuckerberg: Wakanda question is that?

[rawbee]

Senator : do you have a kitchen knife
Mark : yes.
Senator : can you stab me with it.
Mark : that's a crime. I would never do it
Senator : but could you?
Mark: I guess so.
Senator : aaaah. I was right. Facebook is dangerous

[zenokwon]

"Can you kill me?"
"I would never do that"
"But you have the ability'
"Well, technically I do, but-"
"You have the ability."
is what it sounded like

[itsicreazyy]

Could you kill someone ?
I dont think so
Do u have the ability?
Technically
So you kill people?

[dineshjeewooth]

Mark: "Senator, we run ads.."
Senator: "How many miles do they run? "

[fyurex]

1. Ask question
2. Answer is no
3. Ask same question again
4. Answer is still no
5. No that wasn't my question

[leoyu]

Mark: “Senator, we run ads.”
Senator:“Ok, do they run away?”

[ihatedurian]

For Zucc it's like the first day as a kindergarten teacher and answers everything politely to whatever the kids ask.

[eyelessmortel]

How do you make money on a free service
Sentor we run ads
Smiles

[Rosscreation]

It’s so good that the people who really understand it are making these huge decisions that impact everyone

[AshiqurRahman]

This video reminds me of Iron Man 2 movie scene where Tony is in court room

[SentimentalGentleman]

“Senator we run ads”
Mark laughs, as well as the two people behind him

[karami]

“People use cookies on the internet”
Senator: 🍪🍪🍪🥛

[mcurcio]

when your grand parents call tech support

[Username-qujt]

"Are you a lizard?"
"No senator"
"Did you evolve from a type of reptile"
"Technically, it was an amphibia-"
"So you are a lizard"

[BangMaster]

Mr Zukerberg, my Computer got dirty, so i put it in a washing machine to clean it, i can no longer turn it on. Is it true that Facebook has conspired with washer companies to destroy computers of those who try to clean it?