GYMNAST FIGHTING FOR LIFE: NBC OLYMPICS PARODY

#Gymnastics #SimoneBiles #Fail
BEAM PARODY COMING NEXT! 😂LIKE & SUBSCRIBE to see it first! FYI, this is a SATIRE of our 3 love-hate NBC commentators: NASTIA LIUKIN, TIM DAGGETT & ELFI SCHLEGEL. Our hypothetical homegirl may be struggling on the uneven bars but she's unknowingly performing the WORLD'S MOST DIFFICULT BAR ROUTINE — so give her some credit! My intention is NOT to make fun of individual gymnasts (OK fine... just Nastia lmao). Instead, let us all remember how difficult gymnastics is, how incredible it is to see gymnasts think on their feet and readjust and accomplish incredible saves, and most crucially, how often commentators and we as viewers (*cough* gymternet *cough*) seem to forget that.

* Theoretical D-score calculation in 2017 - 2021 CoP *
Top 8 skills incl. dismount: 4.4 (H, F, E, E, E, E, E, E = 0.8 * 1 + 0.6 * 1 + 0.5 * 6)
Composition requirements: 2.0
1: High to low transition and vice versa ✅ +0.5
2: Same-bar release ✅+0.5
3: Full-turn pirouette ✅+0.5
4: At least two different grips ✅+0.5
Total connection value: 3.8
Only 3 skills per entry type count ✅
Hip (max 3): hip layout tkachev, shaposh, hip 3/2
Bwd Stalder (max 3): downie, chow, stalder 3/2
Toe-on (max 3): seitz, toe 3/2, maloney
Inbar (max 3): komova 2, komova 1, inbar 1/2
Fwd Stalder (max 3): endo 1/1, endo ono (huang)
No limits on kip cast or giant skills (either fwd or bwd, grip doesn't matter - all other skills fall into this category)
Difficulty: 10.2 (4.4 + 2.0 + 3.8)

CoP 2021 - 2024: 10.0
CoP 2017 - 2021: 10.2
CoP 2013 - 2016: 10.4
CoP 2009 - 2012: 11.1
CoP 2006 - 2008: 12.1

NOTE: for the commentary, I have pieced together various phrases, words and guttural sounds of theirs in an effort to satirize. All of them come from broadcasts with the exception of nastia's gasp sound effect (lolol) which comes from her men doing women's gymnastics reaction video with shawn johnson.

[raquelle]

“We’re going to see Simone do that same thing later just add 3 twists to it” I died 💀💀💀

[sportscommentaryplus]

WAIT “ALL OF A SUDDEN AGE ELIGIBLE FOR THE OLYMPICS” ON HE HEXIN IM DYING

[tarkeheponiemi]

“Love to see it done that way” IM CRYING 😂

[guilhermepimenta]

I love how nastia just goes “it was good, but does’t compare to simone” cracked me up 🤣

[fastenough]

does this kid ever NOT make a mistake 😂😂😂😂 legit crying idk what gave you the inspiration but this is GOLD

[hessu]

"Someone give this girl a handstand" - "She´s been doing this for 8 billion years now"
Not only the editing of pictures is brilliant, the comments also :D

[joeloughrenofficialvevo]

Does this kid ever NOT make a mistake
LOL!!!

[enobongjones]

“She’s been doing this for 8 billion years now!” Wow, y’all did Ally dirty!!!

[supreme_erinfortnite]

"All types of deductions hard to even watch-" HELP🤣💀💀

[joyelisabeth]

"shes not gonna make the olympic team, just forget abt it" OMFGGGG😭 NASTIAAA U SHOULD NOT BE TALKING

[mick]

The crash into the ezhova plss 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[ianstratton]

Bringing up Simone every 3 comments while watching other gymnasts is going to be what this next Olympics is going to be anyways. I'd say it's fairly accurate.

[evasragova]

0:51 ''I'm sorry but Simone's three feet higher in the air'' coming out of nowhere almost killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[PhenixJoe]

“ she’s been doing this for 8 billion years now“ 😂😂😂 I’m LEGIT laughing out loud. This is the best thing EVER.

[GAGALOVER]

Why did i spit out my drink at the 1.5 pirouette crash + Ezhova combo omg

[mandodnam]

@ the sound clip from mckayla's vault at 1:09

[a.mcfire]

"positions are devastating" I'M CRYNG i'd love to get the E-score to that, tho

[wkim]

I lost my shit when Tim said davai davai 🤣🤣🤣

[zyxcba]

Are we not going to talk about He Kexin texting Nastia before bars finals about how much she hates bars?

[corynicolas]

1:41 "Great compression. Love to see it done that way!" I laughed pretty hard at that comment. 2:27 "Ask and you shall receive."