(Parody) Everything Wrong With Ponyville Confidential in 3 Minutes or Less

Follow your dreams. Even if you're Diamond Tiara and dream of being an evil dictator.

Cinemare Sins Playlist:

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[CyberWarezz]

Not even a sin for the fact that Rarity didn't care that her friends were affected by the gossip, until she was the target herself?I know she's the element of generosity and not sympathy, but come on...

[funnatopia]

You forgot a sin:

The _only reason_ the Mane 6 got pissed at the CMC is because they did a story on _them._

If the CMC avoided putting the Mane 6 in their papers entirely, chances are they would have gone unpunished since the Mane 6 found the stories regarding the humiliating secrets of OTHER ponies hilarious.

[imagiccion]

The part about Twilight (with the forcefield) was hilarious, but I was disappointed that this video didn't even point out the hypocrisy that all the ponies (except twilight i think) were perfectly happy to laugh at the stories until the stories were about them.

[dorrin]

"Everypony has constricted pupils while staring at the ground directly in front of them. I don't think the Pegasi are the only ones high in the clouds today."

ROFL

[atlanime]

The main thing wrong...
YOU CAN SHAVE OFF A PONY'S CUTIE

[LowPonView]

Aw, no sin for the fact their newspaper was never even actually the "Foal Free Press" but instead the "Foal Free Priss"

[PrincessFelicie]

This a few weeks in: Diamond Tiara HAS a soul. Millions of bronies daaaws in tears.

[hallelujahbrony]

2:08.  Wait? Millions of Bronies??  There are millions of Bronies worldwide?  Really, that would be awesome?

[lunavos]

I am not even a Brony anymore and still find these hilarious XD

[crazyinsane]

Well, considering Rarity's a unicorn it would be no wonder why the newspaper would turn on it's own. Unfortunately, Rarity seems to have forgotten that.

Also, Newspapers, the industry that shall stand the test of time. *Ding*

[Wiiguy]

" Your newspaper was nothing but a big bus" I wonder if such a thing exists.

[jynfalcon]

How would you guys feel about a plot twist where diamond tiara's cutie mark is fake?

Think about it: how the eff would you even get a cutie mark for just WEARING a tiara?
Please respond below.

[PrincessSpiritQuartzFeatherPen]

One more sin: Everypony in the episode was a hypocrite! When "Gabby Gums" started writing lies about other ponies, everypony (except Twilight) laughed at it until THEY were in the scandals. Reminds me of Little Yellow Book.

[lancingknight]

This has been the episode that I have been waiting for!



Also, (if you wouldn't mind of course) if you can find all the juicy juice boxes in the bonus round, like this comment.

[blueberryspicehead]

This just in: Diamond Tiara has no soul.

[bailybridges]

I think my biggest problem is the way the adults treat the literal children, I get not wanting gossip about you but with AJ and Big Mac they sent away their little sister, same with Rarity I think but I haven’t watched the episode in a while. It’s one thing to be angry and talk to a child about what they did wrong but I think kicking them out or whatever is kinda an extreme reaction.

[xplorion]

1:30 "because no grown-up should associate with dolls."

I'm fucking done.

[Dillo]

"All along that pony tail was just a fabricated pony tale."
Let's all just take a minute to think about all the multiple levels this pun works on. Especially considering the pony tail could have been literally fabricated.

[Montesama]

"A colt with a camera sneaks into a spa full of mares." That was actually the first sin I saw when I watched. Some schoolboy sneaking around and taking pictures of unclothed, soaking wet, older girls? The kid was lucky he wasn't carted off to juvenile hall... or whatever the pony equivalent of that is.

[adamdostie]

the scene where the cmc get told off by big mac and given the complete cold shoulder by applejack (apple blooms SISTER to add) is worth, in and of itself 100 sins.